Austin Improv

I think it probably would have behooved my career more had I NOT been looking at http://www.fakealibi.com/ when my boss came over to talk to me.

This may be the best website in the whole world.

This is a service that does just what it sounds like, gives you a fake alibi. They will provide you with documents (ticket stubs, luggage claim tickets, etc), messages (sending e-mail, text, and phone messages), and even have people show up in person (Our agents are available 24/7 Worldwide to act out roles for you. Need someone to act as a business partner in an important meeting? Need someone to act as a friend or associate in an evening meal?), all so that you can create a fake alibi for yourself!

Best of all, they have openings for agents! Now you, too, can help people lie to bosses, loved ones, and anyone else and get paid in pounds to boot!

Have you ever dreamed of living an alternative, secret life?

The majority of our agents are normal people living ordinary lives, some are bankers, teachers even TV presenters - but when they receive the call from us - they know an exciting adventure is about to begin.
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We currently have posts available in the UK, United States and most European Countries.

Payment for jobs ranges from £99 - £15,000

More from the London Telegraph:

The standard alibi package is an invitation to a fake conference, seminar and/or training weekend sent to your address, along with a false hotel booking confirmation. FakeAlibi will also supply a telephone number, which, if rung by an inquisitive significant other, will be answered by an agent pretending to be a hotel receptionist or seminar organiser. (A similar website in America, AlibiNetwork.com, will even send a certificate of completion of whichever course you're supposed to have been on to your home afterwards, plus a class photo with you in it.)

Those with a good imagination may concoct their own alibi, for which FakeAlibi.co.uk are happy to supply the corroborative fake documentation. Others prefer to put themselves unreservedly in FakeAlibi's capable hands and let them dream up some cock and bull story.

According to the website's head fibber, marketing director Rob Leonard, it's the men who tend to leave the details of the alibi to the website managers, whereas the women, who comprise 50 per cent of the website's customers, are much more hands-on. "By and large the women are far more devious than the men," he says. "They've usually got their alibi worked out, right down to the last detail."

Uh, huh-huh...You said "behooved..."

i've always championed that any idea can fall into one of two categories; is it a sketch idea or a legitimate business idea?
some lucky ideas fall into both. this is hilarious and lucrative. i love it.

I WANT TO DO THIS! I think this is a legitimate business opportunity. I want to help people lie, cheat, and steal their way to a better life. For money.

Me too. I'm all about this...(I think I'm gonna apply).

I wouldn't help people commit adultry, but I would help them lie to friends and coworkers to gain prestige and raise their awareness. Like that episode of Seinfeld where George wants people to think he has a black friend so he gets the exterminator to go to dinner with him and pretend to be his friend.

I could totally be the fake black friend.