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Chuck Norris vs. Osama bin Laden
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 10:34 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Today is the birthday of both Chuck Norris and Osama bin Laden...and learning that fact made me wonder how awesome that fight would be.
so what would be some other epic real world badass versus evil fucker match ups? i'll get the ball rolling...
Bruce Lee vs. Vladimir Putin
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 10:44 am
by B. Tribe
Abraham Lincoln vs. LBJ
"Where's the Beef" lady vs. "I've fallen, and I can't get up" lady
Jacques Cousteau. vs. Marlin Perkins
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 10:58 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
B. Tribe wrote:Abraham Lincoln vs. LBJ
i don't know which one is supposed to be the evil fucker there.
but i'd love a team up between them versus Nixon and Andrew Jackson.
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 11:17 am
by B. Tribe
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:B. Tribe wrote:Abraham Lincoln vs. LBJ
i don't know which one is supposed to be the evil fucker there.
but i'd love a team up between them versus Nixon and Andrew Jackson.
Oh, I missed the evil part. Whoops!
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 11:18 am
by Chuy!
Prince vs. Carlos Santana
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 11:26 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Chuy! wrote:Prince vs. Carlos Santana
did Santana go evil? or did you mean Carlos SATANa? :p
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 11:30 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
John Wayne vs. Genghis Khan
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 1:15 pm
by Brad Hawkins
Steve McQueen vs. Idi Amin
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 2:19 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Brad Hawkins wrote:Steve McQueen vs. Idi Amin
bonus points for the rhyme!
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 3:16 pm
by EmilyBee
Sylvia Plath versus Anne Sexton
Paris Hilton versus Zsa Zsa Gabor
Wagner versus Megadeth
The Master (Dr. Who) versus The Master (Buffy)
Reavers (Firefly) versus The Living Dead
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 3:25 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Summer Glau vs. Slobodan Milosevic
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 3:50 pm
by EmilyBee
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Summer Glau vs. Slobodan Milosevic
Oh, Summer. Definitely.
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 4:22 pm
by Brad Hawkins
Muhammad Ali vs. Chemical Ali
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 9:27 pm
by Chuy!
Jack Daniel vs. Jose Cuervo vs. Jim Beam vs. Johnny Walker vs. Captain Morgan... BATTLE ROYALE!
Posted: March 10th, 2011, 10:07 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Chuy! wrote:Jack Daniel vs. Jose Cuervo vs. Jim Beam vs. Johnny Walker vs. Captain Morgan... BATTLE ROYALE!
i'd ask which ones are badasses and which ones are evil fucks, but i suppose that depends on how far you are into the night...