Chuck Norris vs. Osama bin Laden

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 10th, 2011, 10:34 am

Today is the birthday of both Chuck Norris and Osama bin Laden...and learning that fact made me wonder how awesome that fight would be.

so what would be some other epic real world badass versus evil fucker match ups? i'll get the ball rolling...

Bruce Lee vs. Vladimir Putin

B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » March 10th, 2011, 10:44 am

Abraham Lincoln vs. LBJ

"Where's the Beef" lady vs. "I've fallen, and I can't get up" lady

Jacques Cousteau. vs. Marlin Perkins

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 10th, 2011, 10:58 am

B. Tribe wrote:Abraham Lincoln vs. LBJ

i don't know which one is supposed to be the evil fucker there.

but i'd love a team up between them versus Nixon and Andrew Jackson.

B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » March 10th, 2011, 11:17 am

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
B. Tribe wrote:Abraham Lincoln vs. LBJ
i don't know which one is supposed to be the evil fucker there. but i'd love a team up between them versus Nixon and Andrew Jackson.

Oh, I missed the evil part. Whoops!

Chuy! · Post by **Chuy!** » March 10th, 2011, 11:18 am

Prince vs. Carlos Santana

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 10th, 2011, 11:26 am

Chuy! wrote:Prince vs. Carlos Santana

did Santana go evil? or did you mean Carlos SATANa? :p

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 10th, 2011, 11:30 am

John Wayne vs. Genghis Khan

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » March 10th, 2011, 1:15 pm

Steve McQueen vs. Idi Amin

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 10th, 2011, 2:19 pm

Brad Hawkins wrote:Steve McQueen vs. Idi Amin

bonus points for the rhyme!

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » March 10th, 2011, 3:16 pm

Sylvia Plath versus Anne Sexton

Paris Hilton versus Zsa Zsa Gabor

Wagner versus Megadeth

The Master (Dr. Who) versus The Master (Buffy)

Reavers (Firefly) versus The Living Dead

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 10th, 2011, 3:25 pm

Summer Glau vs. Slobodan Milosevic

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » March 10th, 2011, 3:50 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Summer Glau vs. Slobodan Milosevic

Oh, Summer. Definitely.

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » March 10th, 2011, 4:22 pm

Muhammad Ali vs. Chemical Ali

Chuy! · Post by **Chuy!** » March 10th, 2011, 9:27 pm

Jack Daniel vs. Jose Cuervo vs. Jim Beam vs. Johnny Walker vs. Captain Morgan... BATTLE ROYALE!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 10th, 2011, 10:07 pm

Chuy! wrote:Jack Daniel vs. Jose Cuervo vs. Jim Beam vs. Johnny Walker vs. Captain Morgan... BATTLE ROYALE!

i'd ask which ones are badasses and which ones are evil fucks, but i suppose that depends on how far you are into the night...