TCP presents Remote Controlmance February 12th
Posted: January 28th, 2011, 2:23 pm
Turn of the Century Paris is taking over ColdTowne Theater on Saturday February 12th for Remote Controlmance. A night of brand new Valentine’s Day episodes of your favorite television shows written and performed by Austin comedians. This romantic evening will be full of everything from sitcoms to reality shows to the nightly news.
8pm
Say Yes To Dress
TLC’s reality show “Say Yes to the Dress,” has done mankind the huge favor of capturing women in one of their most crazed states: shopping for the perfect wedding dress. In this very special Valentine’s Day episode one lucky lady ties the knot, not with a man, but with her own beloved wedding dress. All the usual cast of Kleinfeld Bridal store will be present, including sassy managers, supportive salespeople, determined brides, overbearing parents and YOU, the awesome audience!
Starring: Kate Bojanek, Adam Trabka, Patricia Tate, Ashley Nugent, Kristin Henn, Rick Heineman, & Steve Donovan
24
23 hours and 40 minutes have passed for Jack Bauer on this Valentine’s Day. He’s saved Congress, civilians and even the Counter-Terrorism Unit from utter destruction. Now… all he wants is to go home and give his girl the heart-shaped candy box he’s been carrying for the past day.
Starring: Brett Tribe & Friends
9pm
Three’s Company
Jack, Janet, and Chrissy are in store for a real surprise, on this very special Valentine’s Day episode of Three’s Company. Join the gang and Mr. Roper as they learn the meaning of “come and knock our door.”
Starring: Crocodile Tears: Jason Finkelman, Kimberly Cox, Mike Sullivan, Hugo Vargas-Zesati
LOST
Everyone’s trying to remember exactly what happened on The Island after the “love gas” was released. It’s been neutralized now, but flashback in time with us to discover what happened when the love gas was first released. Who fell in love? Who survived? Who was destroyed by the “smoke monster?”
Starring: Chelsea Gilman, Bryan Lubu Roberts, Michael Thomas, Bryan Cruz
10pm
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Shredder spreads a lust gas throughout New York City. Productivity comes to a dangerous halt as a city-wide orgy begins. This leaves the city defenseless against Shredder and his minions. Will the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles be able to overcome their base urges and save the city from Shredder’s reign of love terror?
Starring: Sam Malcolm, Sam Van Metre, & Friends
Mythbusters
Mythbusters is normally all about explosions and destruction, but for one night Jamie and Adam take a break from their regular scientific discoveries to take a look at the biggest mystery of all, Love. Find out whether true love really exists on this heartfelt journey with the Mythbuster’s crew.
Starring: Danny Catlow & Addison Billingsley
11pm
Unsolved Mysteries
Unsolved Mysteries wishes you the warmest romance this Valentine’s Day, but we also want to remind you that love can be inexplicable, fleeting and – sometimes – murderous. On February 12th, in the spirit of St. Valentine, we’ll profile unsolved cases of love’s mysterious power to deceive, disappear and decapitate. Perhaps one of our viewers will have the keys to these riddles. Perhaps… it’s you.
Starring: Define Statutory: Mike Sullivan, Britney Salyer, Evan T Atherton, and Bob Khosravi
Nightly News
Tonight, on the Local News: Could sending your Valentine a bouquet of flowers lead to death, or worse? Plus sports and a special Valentine’s Day weather forecast from meteorologist Steve Thundarr.
Starring: Hot Property: Lance Gilstrap, Nick Ramirez, Mac & David
8pm
Say Yes To Dress
TLC’s reality show “Say Yes to the Dress,” has done mankind the huge favor of capturing women in one of their most crazed states: shopping for the perfect wedding dress. In this very special Valentine’s Day episode one lucky lady ties the knot, not with a man, but with her own beloved wedding dress. All the usual cast of Kleinfeld Bridal store will be present, including sassy managers, supportive salespeople, determined brides, overbearing parents and YOU, the awesome audience!
Starring: Kate Bojanek, Adam Trabka, Patricia Tate, Ashley Nugent, Kristin Henn, Rick Heineman, & Steve Donovan
24
23 hours and 40 minutes have passed for Jack Bauer on this Valentine’s Day. He’s saved Congress, civilians and even the Counter-Terrorism Unit from utter destruction. Now… all he wants is to go home and give his girl the heart-shaped candy box he’s been carrying for the past day.
Starring: Brett Tribe & Friends
9pm
Three’s Company
Jack, Janet, and Chrissy are in store for a real surprise, on this very special Valentine’s Day episode of Three’s Company. Join the gang and Mr. Roper as they learn the meaning of “come and knock our door.”
Starring: Crocodile Tears: Jason Finkelman, Kimberly Cox, Mike Sullivan, Hugo Vargas-Zesati
LOST
Everyone’s trying to remember exactly what happened on The Island after the “love gas” was released. It’s been neutralized now, but flashback in time with us to discover what happened when the love gas was first released. Who fell in love? Who survived? Who was destroyed by the “smoke monster?”
Starring: Chelsea Gilman, Bryan Lubu Roberts, Michael Thomas, Bryan Cruz
10pm
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Shredder spreads a lust gas throughout New York City. Productivity comes to a dangerous halt as a city-wide orgy begins. This leaves the city defenseless against Shredder and his minions. Will the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles be able to overcome their base urges and save the city from Shredder’s reign of love terror?
Starring: Sam Malcolm, Sam Van Metre, & Friends
Mythbusters
Mythbusters is normally all about explosions and destruction, but for one night Jamie and Adam take a break from their regular scientific discoveries to take a look at the biggest mystery of all, Love. Find out whether true love really exists on this heartfelt journey with the Mythbuster’s crew.
Starring: Danny Catlow & Addison Billingsley
11pm
Unsolved Mysteries
Unsolved Mysteries wishes you the warmest romance this Valentine’s Day, but we also want to remind you that love can be inexplicable, fleeting and – sometimes – murderous. On February 12th, in the spirit of St. Valentine, we’ll profile unsolved cases of love’s mysterious power to deceive, disappear and decapitate. Perhaps one of our viewers will have the keys to these riddles. Perhaps… it’s you.
Starring: Define Statutory: Mike Sullivan, Britney Salyer, Evan T Atherton, and Bob Khosravi
Nightly News
Tonight, on the Local News: Could sending your Valentine a bouquet of flowers lead to death, or worse? Plus sports and a special Valentine’s Day weather forecast from meteorologist Steve Thundarr.
Starring: Hot Property: Lance Gilstrap, Nick Ramirez, Mac & David