Tamiflu

[marinaa]

[banned].

[Brad Hawkins]

Spots! New friend for you!

[Tim Traini]

It is made from gelatin, which is bone marrow, from pigs. It helps swine flu using the Duke Philips method of eating skulls for strength.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

this is how it begins...this is when the dead rise...

[B. Tribe]

Is this possible to make them feel so much better so soon?

No, it is not. You are in terrible danger. They have moved onto Phase 3 of Swine Flu infection, which is characterized by a feeling of wellness and energy but they will still be running a low-grade fever In Phase 4, they will become ravenous for raw meat. If there is none available they will attack anything warm-blooded. Tamiflu is inneffective after Phase 2. Immediatly force them back into bed. Use leather straps if you have them availible. Bungee cords will work in a pinch. Call your local law enforcement and the CDC now. Find out who your family has been in contact with recently as they may be infected as well. Phase 4 Swine Flu is exteremley contagious and is spread through saliva. DO NOT KISS YOUR HUSBAND.

There have been outbreaks of Phase 4 Swine Flu reported in Belfast, Portland, Tampa, Montreal, Lima, Kyoto, Paris, and Cairo. The former Soviet states have refused to release information on their infestation. We feel that the disease is mostly contained and will not spread any further. As I said, contact the CDC as soon as possible to prevent new infections. We can make no promises as to the prognosis or survival of your family. I extend my condolences to you in what must be a trying time.

Edward B. Tribe III
CDC Crisis Management Team:
Internet Monitoring Division
tribee@cdc.gov

12 Executive Park Drive, NE
Atlanta, GA 30329-2206

Mailing Address
1600 Clifton Rd
Mail Stop D-03
Atlanta, GA 30333

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Is this possible to make them feel so much better so soon?

No, it is not. You are in terrible danger. They have moved onto Phase 3 of Swine Flu infection, which is characterized by a feeling of wellness and energy but they will still be running a low-grade fever In Phase 4, they will become ravenous for raw meat. If there is none available they will attack anything warm-blooded. Tamiflu is inneffective after Phase 2. Immediatly force them back into bed. Use leather straps if you have them availible. Bungee cords will work in a pinch. Call your local law enforcement and the CDC now. Find out who your family has been in contact with recently as they may be infected as well. Phase 4 Swine Flu is exteremley contagious and is spread through saliva. DO NOT KISS YOUR HUSBAND.

There have been outbreaks of Phase 4 Swine Flu reported in Belfast, Portland, Tampa, Montreal, Lima, Kyoto, Paris, and Cairo. The former Soviet states have refused to release information on their infestation. We feel that the disease is mostly contained and will not spread any further. As I said, contact the CDC as soon as possible to prevent new infections. We can make no promises as to the prognosis or survival of your family. I extend my condolences to you in what must be a trying time.

Edward B. Tribe III
CDC Crisis Management Team:
Internet Monitoring Division
tribee@cdc.gov

12 Executive Park Drive, NE
Atlanta, GA 30329-2206

Mailing Address
1600 Clifton Rd
Mail Stop D-03
Atlanta, GA 30333

damn bureaucrats, never willing to do what has to be done...listen lady, forget leather straps and contacting the government who are just going to cover this up again anyway. double tap, right between the eyes. two shots for both of them. then burn the house, salt the earth and head for the hills because this is only just beginning...

[Spots]

Spots! New friend for you!

Fuck that! She's sick as a fucking dog. I'll pass.

[mpbrockman]

Last I heard the zombie refuge zone was on top of an Academy sporting goods store somewhere. Is this still true?

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Last I heard the zombie refuge zone was on top of an Academy sporting goods store somewhere. Is this still true?

the refuge zones have fallen. the safety patrols have fallen. the last defense has fallen. there is no rescue coming. our best hope is to board up the Hideout and use the upstairs as refuge. there are enough paninis and microwaveable gyros to last some of us a few weeks...

[Brad Hawkins]

Last I heard the zombie refuge zone was on top of an Academy sporting goods store somewhere. Is this still true?

the refuge zones have fallen. the safety patrols have fallen. the last defense has fallen. there is no rescue coming. our best hope is to board up the Hideout and use the upstairs as refuge. there are enough paninis and microwaveable gyros to last some of us a few weeks...

And enough of some of us to last a few of us for a few more weeks.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Last I heard the zombie refuge zone was on top of an Academy sporting goods store somewhere. Is this still true?

the refuge zones have fallen. the safety patrols have fallen. the last defense has fallen. there is no rescue coming. our best hope is to board up the Hideout and use the upstairs as refuge. there are enough paninis and microwaveable gyros to last some of us a few weeks...

And enough of some of us to last a few of us for a few more weeks.

...okay, no one let Brad in. :p

[Alex Gray]

I'll bring as much waffle batter mix and ammo as I can carry.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

someone grab the Ridiculous Jacket. it's got enough layers at this point, it should make good armor...

[Brad Hawkins]

the refuge zones have fallen. the safety patrols have fallen. the last defense has fallen. there is no rescue coming. our best hope is to board up the Hideout and use the upstairs as refuge. there are enough paninis and microwaveable gyros to last some of us a few weeks...

And enough of some of us to last a few of us for a few more weeks.

...okay, no one let Brad in. :p

AGAIN I'm discriminated against because I'm honest about my willingness to eat people. First JetBlue, now you people. Fascists.

[Tim Traini]

If all it takes to survive is losing an arm then fire up grill and let's make some brisket. Right arm please, I write with my left.