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why didn't anyone tell me...
Posted: December 30th, 2010, 9:52 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
...that my fly was down? i've been walking around all morning with my zipper wide open, and none of you could be bothered to tell me?
Posted: December 30th, 2010, 11:12 am
by EmilyBee
XOXO
Posted: December 30th, 2010, 1:06 pm
by wiggies
A teacher friend said his third graders told him, "HEB's open all night, sir!"
Posted: December 30th, 2010, 1:15 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
wiggies wrote:A teacher friend said his third graders told him, "HEB's open all night, sir!"
was he Jewish?

Posted: December 30th, 2010, 1:19 pm
by Chuy!
I actually would've asked if you were selling hot dogs... My kids hate that one...
Posted: December 30th, 2010, 2:03 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
i don't know. you leave yourself fairly open to a "yeah, just looking for some buns" retort there...plus accompanying goosing/sodomy.
Re: why didn't anyone tell me...
Posted: December 30th, 2010, 5:44 pm
by mpbrockman
the_reverend wrote:...and none of you could be bothered to tell me?
Nope. Told everyone else though.
Re: why didn't anyone tell me...
Posted: January 3rd, 2011, 12:23 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
mpbrockman wrote:the_reverend wrote:...and none of you could be bothered to tell me?
Nope. Told everyone else though.
i was wondering what all that giggling was about...
Posted: January 3rd, 2011, 12:44 pm
by Tim Traini
"Lord Vader, com-scan has detected an energy field protecting an area of the sixth planet of the Hoth system."
Posted: January 3rd, 2011, 2:02 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
as long as no one accuses me of coming out of light speed too quickly...
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 9:06 am
by Tim Traini
Luke, you switched off your targeting zipper. What's wrong?
Re: why didn't anyone tell me...
Posted: January 4th, 2011, 11:54 am
by Munga
the_reverend wrote:...that my fly was down? i've been walking around all morning with my zipper wide open, and none of you could be bothered to tell me?
Why assume we were looking???!!!!!
Posted: January 17th, 2011, 12:13 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
my fly was down again yesterday afternoon. you guys are really falling behind on the job...
Posted: January 17th, 2011, 12:23 pm
by sandray
Forgive me, I have been suffering from "Staring at Jordan's crotch" fatigue.
Seriously, though I would have told ya. No one ever tells me either.
Posted: January 17th, 2011, 12:47 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
sandray wrote:Forgive me, I have been suffering from "Staring at Jordan's crotch" fatigue.

is it the strobe effect? it was an aesthetic choice, but it seems more trouble than it's worth...