why didn't anyone tell me...

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

...that my fly was down? i've been walking around all morning with my zipper wide open, and none of you could be bothered to tell me?

[EmilyBee]

XOXO

[wiggies]

A teacher friend said his third graders told him, "HEB's open all night, sir!"

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

A teacher friend said his third graders told him, "HEB's open all night, sir!"

was he Jewish?

[Chuy!]

I actually would've asked if you were selling hot dogs... My kids hate that one...

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

i don't know. you leave yourself fairly open to a "yeah, just looking for some buns" retort there...plus accompanying goosing/sodomy.

[mpbrockman]

...and none of you could be bothered to tell me?

Nope. Told everyone else though.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

...and none of you could be bothered to tell me?

Nope. Told everyone else though.

i was wondering what all that giggling was about...

[Tim Traini]

"Lord Vader, com-scan has detected an energy field protecting an area of the sixth planet of the Hoth system."

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

as long as no one accuses me of coming out of light speed too quickly...

[Tim Traini]

Luke, you switched off your targeting zipper. What's wrong?

[Munga]

...that my fly was down? i've been walking around all morning with my zipper wide open, and none of you could be bothered to tell me?

Why assume we were looking???!!!!!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

my fly was down again yesterday afternoon. you guys are really falling behind on the job...

[sandray]

Forgive me, I have been suffering from "Staring at Jordan's crotch" fatigue.

Seriously, though I would have told ya. No one ever tells me either.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Forgive me, I have been suffering from "Staring at Jordan's crotch" fatigue.

is it the strobe effect? it was an aesthetic choice, but it seems more trouble than it's worth...