Austin Improv

... save a kitten in a tree
... run a B & B
... update their organ donor cards
... ride a bus
... have a fire drill


GO!

... Babysit a girl of three
... Get invited to drink tea
... Walk through the zoo
... Change the air filter
... Organize a neighbors closet

...run with the bulls

... visit the gun show

... find baby mice

...travel to ancient Egypt
...discover Atlantis
...go on an archaeological dig
...attend a Tea Party rally
...study kung fu
...uncover an ancient prophecy

the_reverend wrote:...travel to ancient Egypt
...discover Atlantis
...go on an archaeological dig
...attend a Tea Party rally
...study kung fu
...uncover an ancient prophecy

Hell, that can be one scene.

Spots wrote:

the_reverend wrote:...travel to ancient Egypt
...discover Atlantis
...go on an archaeological dig
...attend a Tea Party rally
...study kung fu
...uncover an ancient prophecy

Hell, that can be one scene.

i'd be curious to see a Tea Party rally in Atlantis...

"OBAMA'S A SECRET LEMURIAN! WHERE ARE YOUR PATENTS OF LINEAGE, BLACK MANTA?"

... do community service
... apply to college
... make jello
... try to pick up women in the feminine hygiene aisle. Mostly because I want to hear Baxter say "menses".

the_reverend wrote:

Spots wrote:

the_reverend wrote:...travel to ancient Egypt
...discover Atlantis
...go on an archaeological dig
...attend a Tea Party rally
...study kung fu
...uncover an ancient prophecy

Hell, that can be one scene.

i'd be curious to see a Tea Party rally in Atlantis...

"OBAMA'S A SECRET LEMURIAN! WHERE ARE YOUR PATENTS OF LINEAGE, BLACK MANTA?"

I heard he's one of them Mu people!




"attend a Tea Party rally" & "study kung fu" go hand in hand.

... milk a goat

Spots wrote:"attend a Tea Party rally" & "study kung fu" go hand in hand.

well, apparently you have to study kung fu to go to them now or you get your head bashed in on the sidewalk...

... watch a lynching
... watch a Lynch film
... find a canoe

...read to blind children
...read to deaf children
...read aloud from the Necronomicon

... summon Cthulhu