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F*ck me, Ray Bradbury
Posted: October 6th, 2010, 7:06 pm
by mpbrockman
the_reverend wrote:mpbrockman wrote:
Oh my, I just saw this. I'm totally entranced. If she follows this up with a paean to what she'd have done in the dark to Arthur C. Clarke, I'll fight you to the death for her.
personally, i'm eagerly awaiting her heartfelt ballad, Heinlein You're So Finelein.
and for a cute, horny nerd girl who can sing? i would GLADLY die a thousand deaths (and not just in the Elizabethan sense. :p)
Getting Off With Asimov.
GAME ON!
Only one rule: Philip K. Dick reference = instant disqualification.
When you say "a thousand deaths" are you referring to
le petit mort?
Your play...
Re: F*ck me, Ray Bradbury
Posted: October 6th, 2010, 10:23 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
mpbrockman wrote:the_reverend wrote:mpbrockman wrote:
Oh my, I just saw this. I'm totally entranced. If she follows this up with a paean to what she'd have done in the dark to Arthur C. Clarke, I'll fight you to the death for her.
personally, i'm eagerly awaiting her heartfelt ballad, Heinlein You're So Finelein.
and for a cute, horny nerd girl who can sing? i would GLADLY die a thousand deaths (and not just in the Elizabethan sense. :p)
Getting Off With Asimov.
GAME ON!
Only one rule: Philip K. Dick reference = instant disqualification.
When you say "a thousand deaths" are you referring to
le petit mort?
Your play...
what are you trying to say, calling it petite? IT'S VERY RESPECTABLE!!!
hmm...this one may warp a few Victorian notions...
Jules Verne Gave Me Stubble Burn (Between My Thighs)
the original parenthetical was "Betwixt My Thighs," but the censors deemed it too graphic for the wax pressing purveyors of the middling classes.
Posted: October 6th, 2010, 10:41 pm
by mpbrockman
I would have gone with "betwixt" my own self.
"Greg Bear, Touch Me There"
P.S. How about "Jules Verne and Rugburn"
Posted: October 6th, 2010, 11:13 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
mpbrockman wrote:
P.S. How about "Jules Verne and Rugburn"
a delightful b-side. but nothing compared to the chart topping power of "Split Me Like a Hatchet, Terry Pratchett."
Posted: October 6th, 2010, 11:25 pm
by Adan
Give me your juices, C.S. Lewis.
Posted: October 6th, 2010, 11:26 pm
by Alex Gray
Trying to get image of that young woman and Terry Pratchett making the beast with two backs out - of - my - mind...
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 12:43 am
by acrouch
Make me less virgin, Theodore Sturgeon
Hollow me out, Kilgore Trout
Let ME bust your nut, Kurt Vonnegut
I'll be your snake charmer, Philip Jose Farmer
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 12:59 am
by Roy Janik
I'll pleasure you gladly, Marion Zimmer Bradley?
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 1:55 am
by Justin D.
Hey, Ben Bova
For you, I'll bend ova.
Let me touch your cock, Greg Cox. (that made me feel bad to type)
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 2:46 am
by arthursimone
Fuck Me Hard, Orson Scott Card
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 5:07 am
by mpbrockman
Justin D. wrote:Let me touch your cock, Greg Cox. (that made me feel bad to type)
DQ!!!
I should have thought of Greg Cox when I made the Philip K. Dick rule. Same goes for Frederick Pohl and George Dickson.
Extra points for anyone who can do something with Roger Zelazny.
Anyway:
-C.L. Moore, My Bookish Whore
-I Want to Slide It In, to Ursula K. LeGuin
-Giving Rimmin's to Dan Simmons
OK - that's quite enough for one night.
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 5:10 am
by mpbrockman
OK- one more:
-My C*ck Would Frighten Michael Crichton
Done.
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 7:09 am
by Alex Gray
I want to stroke your Frederik Pohl...
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 8:04 am
by valetoile
You make me orgasmy, Roger Zelazny.
Touch your pistol to my stamen, Neil Gaiman
I want a taste of your creme, Stanislaw Lem
You're hot as a pepper, Sherri S. Tepper
Posted: October 7th, 2010, 8:10 am
by mpbrockman
valetoile wrote:You make me orgasmy, Roger Zelazny.
"Orgasmy"???
OK - extra point to Val.