Austin Improv

If you have a penis
And grew up in the 80's
This site is for you:

http://botchthecrab.com/archive/teletra ... &year=1984

All the Transformers box art, alphabetized and sorted by year.

i played with a transformer when i was a kid.

Oh fuck yeah.

Transformers rocked. I still remember the Transformers' retarded cousins, the Go Bots. Go Bots weren't as complicated to transform, so all the dumb kids on the block had them, however a true master could get Optimus Prime from Truck to Bot in under 30 seconds.

I miss M.U.S.C.L.E. Men.
I was going to post a picture as a reminder to the young'uns what a M.U.S.C.L.E. Man was, but it turns out the phrase muscle men just turns up a bunch of photoshopped, gay porn in Google.

transformers were something like $10 per robot.

on an 8-year-old's allowance, that just doesn't work.



I pretended to ignore the coolness of Transformers and opted to spend $2.50 on GIJoes. The best GiJoes came with a plastic animal sidekick.

why go with one transformer when you could have FOUR motherfucking GiJoes????

Hell yeah!

Croc Master vs. Snake Eyes w/ Artic wolf

I'm pretty sure I still have that wolf somewhere.

I remember being so jazzed by the Transformers movie as a kid...I thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread...

I revisited the movie a few years ago...yeah, not so much...

BUT, they're making a new, live-action version...

It's true cause IMDB says so...