Austin Improv

Yo, you a bitch.

It's ok for you to admit that, cause' you were born a bitch. Everyone born is born with original bitch.

The only thing that can save you from bitchness is the Editor and Chief show, starring Bryan Roberts(Guilds of Steel, Eye For an Iphone) and Audrey Sansom(Dusk, One More Night)



But before they perform, they need to decide on a format. So why don't you pick it for them, bitch?

Fuck You!: Audrey and Bryan choose a special guest improvisor and, at the beginning of the show, verbally berate the improvisor for two minutes. Then the improvisor leaves and an out of control narrative is created.

House!: One player stars as a person. The other player stars as a house. The relationship between human and house is exlplored based on an audience suggestion.

Gender Bender!: The most flowy of the three formats. The only rule is that Audrey must play only male characters and Bryan must play only female characters.

Please vote on a format and also get into a discussion about which format is best. Controversy Creates Cash. Also come to the show on December 10th. At the Hideout, Jeff. Also there will be The New Movement and The Plagarists.

You'll go.

You've already done Fuck You!, and I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about with the House! format. I voted for Gender Bender! because that's the show I want to see, even though it has the shittiest name of the three. There! Controversy! Now here comes the cash!

Fuck you! I like insults and I like seeing people being berated.

House sounds the most interesting to me.

combine them

Fuck You Gender Bender House

seriously.

House, totally. I love me some talking houses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KKGV1wAOtU

isn't it Editor in Chief
and also, fuck you. ?

beardedlamb wrote:isn't it Editor in Chief
and also, fuck you. ?

One of is is an editor and one of us is a chief. Settled.

Also, I'll keep bumping this until the poll closes Wednesday night.

Being a BIG fan of Ray Bradbury's "The Veldt" (heard here on an old timey radio show) I vote for HOUSE.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbhtLt5_ ... playnext=1[/youtube]

As the show's narrator tells us... a "Sonic Record" from a therapy sessions revealed his subject's symptoms emerged after the purchase of a $60,000 Sound Proof "Happy Life Home" which was supposed to do everything. It clothed fed and rocked his family to sleep; played, sang and was good to them... The nursery! it was completely automatic. With crystalline walls that wavered from 2-3 dimensions. There were pseudo textured floors that shifted from brick, to dirt, to waving grass. The nursery was the best...

I want to see House. Or shack. Or mansion. Or tool shed. Or dog house.

LuBu McJohnson wrote:Yo, you a bitch.

It's ok for you to admit that, cause' you were born a bitch. Everyone born is born with original bitch.

But before they perform, they need to decide on a format. So why don't you pick it for them, bitch?

Please vote on a format and also get into a discussion about which format is best. Controversy Creates Cash. Also come to the show on December 10th. Also there will be The New Movement and The Plagarists.

You'll go.

Where the fuck is this show?

The Hideout!

Jeff wrote:

LuBu McJohnson wrote:Yo, you a bitch.

It's ok for you to admit that, cause' you were born a bitch. Everyone born is born with original bitch.

But before they perform, they need to decide on a format. So why don't you pick it for them, bitch?

Please vote on a format and also get into a discussion about which format is best. Controversy Creates Cash. Also come to the show on December 10th. Also there will be The New Movement and The Plagarists.

You'll go.

Where the fuck is this show?

You heard Patrick, bitch. At the Hideout. On 7th and Congress. You know where that is, right?