Submit to PleaseFireMe.Com (my new job)

[Jill Morris]

Ladies and Gentlemen:
As I heard Jay Leno remark last night while I was in the other room, “Times sure are tough economically. Am I right?". Mr. Leno, as usual you are right. More and more people are staying at jobs they hate. It seems even the laziest are not immune to needing “income”, as I have been forced to take a new job myself.

PleaseFireMe.com is a new website I am working on. It’s a place where you may anonymously submit why you hate the job you can’t leave. Can’t think of an idea for submissions? (WEDNESDAYS!!! RIGHT?!) We accept: whines, complaints, fits of rage, confessions of stealing Precious Moments figurines, fits of sadness, and good ol’ fashioned trash talkin’.

Please Fire Me Submission Examples:
1. Please fire me because I am only getting paid $10 an hour to walk these dogs and it is 40 degrees, raining, and I am in heels from last night.
2. Please fire me because my boss is my dad.
3. Please fire me. I am posting in forums at 4am. I’m also wearing my 1990’s “Just Donut” shirt, but that’s not anyone’s fault but my own.

Rules of Submission:
1. Start your anecdote with Please fire me.
2. Don't include both first and last names.
3. By sending in a submission you are granting all rights in perpetuity to that post to the owners of pleasefireme.com.
4. Send all submissions to jillmariemorris at gmail dot com or PM me.

You may submit for current or previous jobs.

See you in the breakroom! (I won't see you. I'm working from home in my stained Homer Simpson shirt.) Thanks in advance for your submissions!