Crambo!

[Matt]

Is it a vector quantity representing speed and direction?

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

it is not Virtuosity or velocity.

[Spots]

Is it the rock remains of a landslide or a mudflow?

Is it fragments left by a melting glacier?

Is it a branch that has fallen on the ground?

Is it diseased or dead tissue removed from a wound?

Is it bottles, cans, or styrofoam in the ocean?

Is it an overturned truck in a field?

Is it a tank that exploded?

[wiggies]

Is it the ballpark the White Sox used to play in ?

Is it the author of The Painted Bird?

Is it the Unabomber?

Is it the Russian pioneer of abstract art?

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

it is not debris, Comiskey, Kosinski, Kaczynski, or Kandinsky

[Brad Hawkins]

Is it how Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy should not have tried to get down a mountain?

Is it the slaveowner from Uncle Tom's Cabin?

Is it a noise of delight that might escape your lips on a rollercoaster?

Is it the guy who hosts a show?

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

it is not ski, Legree, WHEE!, or an MC.

[Matt]

Is it Captain Hook's left-hand man?

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

It is not Bosun Smee.

[Matt]

Is it Lando C?

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

it is not Billy Dee

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

maybe you guys should transform the way you're thinking about this.

[Brad Hawkins]

Is it a honey-making insect?

is it a variety of the above that is widely believed to be non-aerodynamic?

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

it is not a bee or a bumblebee.

[Brad Hawkins]

Is it the Japanese art of paper folding?

Is it a gigantic wave that hits Japan?