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Post by Brad Hawkins »

Is it what I do at a urinal?

Might I go on a shopping one, or a tri-state killing one?

Might I have some of this de corps?

Is it a large bird of prey, or a tilt-rotor plane?

Is it what Red Bull, Monster, and 4Loco all promise to provide?

Is it the room I might get taken to if I go into a coma from drinking too much Red Bull, Monster, or 4Loco?
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.

Post by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

it is not pee, spree, esprit, osprey, energy or emergency.
Sweetness Prevails.

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Post by Brad Hawkins »

Is it what the bank charges if I take money out of an ATM or write a check for too much?

Is it a unit of gravity (or a member of Power Pack)?

Is it a masculine pronoun?

How about a feminine one?

Was it the commander of the Confederate Army?

Was it the first president of South Korea?

Is it an onomatopoeia that internet nerds post to indicate excitement?

Is it the part of my body that is getting operated on tomorrow?
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.

Post by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

it is not a fee, a G (or Julie or Katie), he, she, Lee, Rhee, SQUEE!, or knee (godspeed, by the way).
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Post by thedward »

Is it what is used to open a lock?

Is it the point farthest away from Earth in a satellite's orbit?

The lowest?

Is it a crime worse than a misdemeanor?
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Post by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

it is not a key, apogee, perigee or felony
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Post by dancrumb »

Could it be a delicious Indian breakfast dish of rice, eggs and haddock?

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it is not kedgeree.
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Post by Matt »

Or perhaps the delightful experience of finding something that one did not expect to find?
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Post by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

it is not an...epiphany?
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Post by Chuy! »

Is it what I would Spanish slang call one boob?
Chicken Fried Steak and all that...
-CHUY!

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it is not chichi.
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Post by Matt »

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:it is not an...epiphany?
How about serendipity?
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Post by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

ah, okay. yeah, not that either.
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Post by Matt »

Is it a techno-thriller starring both Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe?
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