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Posted: March 6th, 2009, 12:01 am
by bilbo
A successful Mexican wedding.

How did the high school lesbian learn she was lesbian?

Posted: March 6th, 2009, 2:16 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
When her gym teacher would watch her shower, she would get totally wet.



What is white america's new big thing?

Posted: March 7th, 2009, 1:11 pm
by bilbo
Black America.

A priest, the pope, and an 8 year old walk into a bar...

Posted: March 7th, 2009, 3:56 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
they meet Michael Williams inside, and all of them grow to love Mike equally.



What is Andy Petruzzo's greatest fear?

Posted: March 7th, 2009, 11:36 pm
by scook
Me.

Why did the guy at the gym get embarrassed?

Posted: March 8th, 2009, 3:53 am
by TexasImprovMassacre
Because he had been working IN while everyone else was working OUT.


What kind of wine won't bob mcnichol drink?

Posted: March 8th, 2009, 5:14 pm
by scook
There's nothing Bob won't drink cos he don't give a fuuuuuuuck.

Why did Julia Roberts agree to film Mona Lisa Smile?

Posted: March 8th, 2009, 10:46 pm
by bilbo
Cause she gets paid by the inch.

My apartment is so small...

Posted: March 9th, 2009, 2:58 am
by TexasImprovMassacre
it lost its dad's baseball and got into a whole mess of trouble in the movie The Sandlot.


What dd the Vampire say to the Police Officer?

Posted: March 9th, 2009, 9:59 am
by Brian Boyko
"I hope you don't give me Trichinosis"

A straight guy, a gay guy, and a bisexual guy head to Salt Lake City...

Posted: March 9th, 2009, 10:37 pm
by EmilyBee
...because they heard something about sacred underwear.

A space freighter filled with oozing aliens crash landed in Pensacola and...

Posted: March 9th, 2009, 11:04 pm
by bilbo
BITCH, WHY YOU WANNA KILL SHAMU!!!

The can of SPAM said to the can of PEAS,

Posted: March 11th, 2009, 1:31 am
by TexasImprovMassacre
I've been shot! Peas (please) call a Spambulance.



What is the best way to get a girl to like you?

Posted: March 11th, 2009, 11:27 am
by Lants
Just be yourself... though would it hurt to dress up a little?

Why did the man buy the thing?

Posted: March 11th, 2009, 11:46 am
by KathyRose
He bought 'The Thing' because 'The Blob' was already taken.

Why do we like to have the bejeezus scared out of us?