take a punchline, leave a set-up

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 6th, 2009, 12:01 am

A successful Mexican wedding.

How did the high school lesbian learn she was lesbian?

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 6th, 2009, 2:16 pm

When her gym teacher would watch her shower, she would get totally wet.

What is white america's new big thing?

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 7th, 2009, 1:11 pm

Black America.

A priest, the pope, and an 8 year old walk into a bar...

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 7th, 2009, 3:56 pm

they meet Michael Williams inside, and all of them grow to love Mike equally.

What is Andy Petruzzo's greatest fear?

scook · Post by **scook** » March 7th, 2009, 11:36 pm

Me.

Why did the guy at the gym get embarrassed?

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 8th, 2009, 3:53 am

Because he had been working IN while everyone else was working OUT.

What kind of wine won't bob mcnichol drink?

scook · Post by **scook** » March 8th, 2009, 5:14 pm

There's nothing Bob won't drink cos he don't give a fuuuuuuuck.

Why did Julia Roberts agree to film Mona Lisa Smile?

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 8th, 2009, 10:46 pm

Cause she gets paid by the inch.

My apartment is so small...

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 9th, 2009, 2:58 am

it lost its dad's baseball and got into a whole mess of trouble in the movie The Sandlot.

What dd the Vampire say to the Police Officer?

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » March 9th, 2009, 9:59 am

"I hope you don't give me Trichinosis"

A straight guy, a gay guy, and a bisexual guy head to Salt Lake City...

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » March 9th, 2009, 10:37 pm

...because they heard something about sacred underwear.

A space freighter filled with oozing aliens crash landed in Pensacola and...

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 9th, 2009, 11:04 pm

BITCH, WHY YOU WANNA KILL SHAMU!!!

The can of SPAM said to the can of PEAS,

TexasImprovMassacre · March 11th, 2009, 1:31 am

I've been shot! Peas (please) call a Spambulance.

What is the best way to get a girl to like you?

Lants · Post by **Lants** » March 11th, 2009, 11:27 am

Just be yourself... though would it hurt to dress up a little?

Why did the man buy the thing?

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » March 11th, 2009, 11:46 am

He bought 'The Thing' because 'The Blob' was already taken.

Why do we like to have the bejeezus scared out of us?