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Last year at a post OoB party, Jay Bernardo threw a brick through his window to get sympathy from Keilly & Roeters.

This ploy did not work.
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HerrHerr wrote:Last year at a post OoB party, Jay Bernardo threw a brick through his window to get sympathy from Keilly & Roeters.

This ploy did not work.
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Bill Stern hates kittens.
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de Roos is the poster girl for Mate 1 Intimate Dating... in Lake Mary, anyhow:

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Brian Boyko moved to London in 2004.

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Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America

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Brian Boyko did not vote for Bush in 2000.

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Austin Improv Forum user Jill Morris is also Austin Improv Forum user awesome pie!

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Chris Allen puts a remote control boom box in the audience to give predetermined improv suggestions. He is also immortal.

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Wes Bain and Kareem Badr are actually the same person. The only reason you can see them together in the same room at the same time is that they/he have/has lightning-speed and the ability to shape-shift rapidly.
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Andrea Young hates to add.
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Shannon is a Pagan idol.
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York99 wrote:Shannon is a Pagan idol.
I've heard that.
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shksprtx wrote:Wes Bain and Kareem Badr are actually the same person. The only reason you can see them together in the same room at the same time is that they/he have/has lightning-speed and the ability to shape-shift rapidly.
This is true. It's like Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Jackass. But we take turns being the jackass.

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