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Posted: March 27th, 2010, 1:27 pm
by Munga
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(beat)
Fish"
- Ceej in Hitchcocked, March 26, 2010
Posted: March 28th, 2010, 3:00 am
by kbadr
Hitchcoched, 3/27
Lauren: I was unconscious for 4 hours this morning!
Troy: Yeah? So was I. It's called sleep.
Posted: March 28th, 2010, 1:21 pm
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Munga wrote:"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(beat)
Fish"
- Ceej in Hitchcocked, March 26, 2010
heh. i've always loved that joke.
Posted: March 29th, 2010, 12:46 pm
by sara farr
In the Gnap! "Apocalypse!" show where an asteroid impacted the earth and left a cloud of dust covering the planet... Audrey Sansom, as "Dusty":
"Just because its the Apocalypse doesn't mean its the end of the world!"
Posted: April 1st, 2010, 5:22 am
by Brian Boyko
Munga wrote:"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(beat)
Fish"
- Ceej in Hitchcocked, March 26, 2010
My favorite variation of that joke is:
"How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Just two. But they have to be very tiny and try not to get their naked butts burned by the filament."
Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 2:03 am
by Mike
"You're disgusting.....Get out of my poo!"
- Jason Vines as a poop dweller yelling at Audrey's Blue Mage
Guilds of Steel show 4.1.10
Posted: April 2nd, 2010, 9:45 am
by Jon Bolden
Dusk at SVT 4/1/10
Joplin as an uncle arguing with his niece, whom is staying with him.
Joplin: I'm angry, I'm gonna go to my room and drink!
Courtney: What about me?
Joplin: You go to your room! But you can't drink!
Posted: April 7th, 2010, 10:48 pm
by Alex B
From a Rachel and Dave show in Feb:
(Dave plays a man who got drunk, randomly parked his car on someone's lawn, fell asleep, Rachel plays the homeowner. She confronts him, but eventually invites him in for coffee)
Rachel: Wait, you're not a raper, are you?
Dave: A raper?
Rachel: You know, someone who rapes people.
Dave: No, and I'm not a robbist, either.
Posted: April 8th, 2010, 12:01 pm
by sara farr
From last week's Confidence Women show, with Madeline Malka -- Ferstenfeld's character...
"I told you with my face, then I told you with my words!"
Posted: April 9th, 2010, 10:34 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
from last night's Women With Confidence feat. Lauren Zinn...
Asaf: I have a thought.
Troy: He has a thought. He has a thought.
Lauren: I'm listening.
Troy: To his thought? Are you psychic?
Posted: April 30th, 2010, 10:54 am
by Justin D.
Been a while since this was updated, and I happen to have a couple great lines from TSK's special guests for our last April Threefer show last night.
Teresa Kubos, as a pregnant woman trying to decide which man to be with, holds the sides of her imaginary-pregnant belly and asks, "Who do you think I should be with?" and then she shook it like a Magic 8-Ball. I'm really glad I was off-stage for that part, because it floored me.
Jon Bolden, explaining why he can't fire the drunk employee from the beer brewery: "He's our best customer."
Jon delivered his line without a second's thought and with such ease.
Posted: May 1st, 2010, 1:50 pm
by Brian Boyko
Kareem as a gluttonous private investigator, was just showing Roy, a lowly messenger, that he was proficient with a sword - while eating breakfast. Kareem pantomimed swallowing a sausage whole; but instead it could also look like he just swallowed his sword. To clarify, Kareem, explained:
Kareem: "Meat. Breakfast."
Roy: "Hello, Breakfast."
Posted: May 1st, 2010, 4:22 pm
by kbadr
Brian Boyko wrote:
Kareem: "Meat. Breakfast."
Roy: "Hello, Breakfast."
Followed quickly with "Get out. Come back at lunchtime."
Posted: May 2nd, 2010, 2:18 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
damn...y'all beat me to it.
so many quotable lines from that show, though...i have to go back through my notes to see which ones i jotted down.
Posted: May 3rd, 2010, 3:52 pm
by EmilyBee
Yep. I was going to post that line, too. Hi-freaking-larious.