"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(beat)
Fish"
- Ceej in Hitchcocked, March 26, 2010
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My favorite variation of that joke is:Munga wrote:"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(beat)
Fish"
- Ceej in Hitchcocked, March 26, 2010
"How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Just two. But they have to be very tiny and try not to get their naked butts burned by the filament."
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From a Rachel and Dave show in Feb:
(Dave plays a man who got drunk, randomly parked his car on someone's lawn, fell asleep, Rachel plays the homeowner. She confronts him, but eventually invites him in for coffee)
Rachel: Wait, you're not a raper, are you?
Dave: A raper?
Rachel: You know, someone who rapes people.
Dave: No, and I'm not a robbist, either.
(Dave plays a man who got drunk, randomly parked his car on someone's lawn, fell asleep, Rachel plays the homeowner. She confronts him, but eventually invites him in for coffee)
Rachel: Wait, you're not a raper, are you?
Dave: A raper?
Rachel: You know, someone who rapes people.
Dave: No, and I'm not a robbist, either.
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Been a while since this was updated, and I happen to have a couple great lines from TSK's special guests for our last April Threefer show last night.
Teresa Kubos, as a pregnant woman trying to decide which man to be with, holds the sides of her imaginary-pregnant belly and asks, "Who do you think I should be with?" and then she shook it like a Magic 8-Ball. I'm really glad I was off-stage for that part, because it floored me.
Jon Bolden, explaining why he can't fire the drunk employee from the beer brewery: "He's our best customer."
Jon delivered his line without a second's thought and with such ease.
Teresa Kubos, as a pregnant woman trying to decide which man to be with, holds the sides of her imaginary-pregnant belly and asks, "Who do you think I should be with?" and then she shook it like a Magic 8-Ball. I'm really glad I was off-stage for that part, because it floored me.
Jon Bolden, explaining why he can't fire the drunk employee from the beer brewery: "He's our best customer."
Jon delivered his line without a second's thought and with such ease.
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Kareem as a gluttonous private investigator, was just showing Roy, a lowly messenger, that he was proficient with a sword - while eating breakfast. Kareem pantomimed swallowing a sausage whole; but instead it could also look like he just swallowed his sword. To clarify, Kareem, explained:
Kareem: "Meat. Breakfast."
Roy: "Hello, Breakfast."
Kareem: "Meat. Breakfast."
Roy: "Hello, Breakfast."
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