take a punchline, leave a set-up

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 2nd, 2009, 11:45 pm

The rabi says to Fred, "Shalom."

Fred replies...

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 3rd, 2009, 1:05 am

Awwww, you're so freaking awesome.

I bet that right now Bill Cosby is probably

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » March 3rd, 2009, 8:59 am

asleep.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Cosby is ...

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 3rd, 2009, 1:35 pm

hanging with mr.cooper.

Kyle Sweeney called, he wants his __________ back

Belinda · Post by **Belinda** » March 3rd, 2009, 2:05 pm

Set-up back.

Who is this masked-man?

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » March 4th, 2009, 8:15 am

Jacques Plante

If the Lone Ranger was alive today, his catch-phrase would now be "Hi-ho ..."

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » March 4th, 2009, 10:26 am

I-phone!

Instead of a horse called Silver, he rides-

Aden · Post by **Aden** » March 4th, 2009, 11:13 am

Your mom.

What's blue, purple, and indestructible all over?

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 4th, 2009, 1:47 pm

Bill Stern after Cupholders rehearsal

When the elderly gentleman asked the sassy secretary if Mr.Dickson was in, the secretary replied . . .

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » March 4th, 2009, 1:59 pm

"Yes."

Gary Busey visited a friend in Japan and...

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » March 4th, 2009, 2:08 pm

....disagreed with his chopsticking technique.

Rod Blagojevich and Molly Ringwald, sitting in a tree...

Aden · Post by **Aden** » March 4th, 2009, 2:24 pm

EmilyBee wrote:
Rod Blagojevich and Molly Ringwald, sitting in a tree...

... wishing for the E-I-G-H-T-I-Eeeez

What's the difference between a meatball and new carpet?

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » March 4th, 2009, 3:11 pm

Vegan lesbians will only munch on one.

Sixteen grackles are sitting on a wire...

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 5th, 2009, 11:48 pm

I am glad you looked up.

The cat said to the rooster...

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » March 5th, 2009, 11:57 pm

They are coming to snuff you

What do you call a broken accordion?