Austin Improv

F's for The Frank Mills, a quadr'homicide.

I'm going to insist that someone go back and strike all the entries in which no one died a freakish improv death. If we don't have standards for the Edward Gorey Improv Alphabet, what do we have?

G is for Gnap!, rabies through the backside.

H is for Hideout, clubbed with a sack of oranges.

Alternate: H is for Hideout, clubbed with a sack of melons.
My eyes had difficulty focusing that night, I'm pretty sure it was oranges.

I is for Ignorant... as in the dumb are thrown down gorges...

(Trying to help Jesse out of a corner of paint...)

J is for Jill, who's Drum Machine beat her

AmyA wrote:I'm going to insist that someone go back and strike all the entries in which no one died a freakish improv death. If we don't have standards for the Edward Gorey Improv Alphabet, what do we have?

Completely agreed, this got un-Gorey-esque fast.

K's for Kareem who drank a thermo-meter.

L is for listening, so you can attack imps unaware.

M is for Maestro, thirteen dead from lack of air.

N is for none, the number who shall escape the wrath.

O is for Orf, who drowned in the bath.

P is for Matt Pollock, done in by his wife.

P is for Paralegalpornograph... er... Paracelsusphotostat... uh... Parachutingphonephreak... ahh, fuck it. They're dead.

EDIT: Aaaaaand, I'm late. Dammit.

Soo...

Q is for Quayle, cut down in the prime of life.

Jessica wrote:P is for Matt Pollock, done in by his wife.

Q is for question: is not improv life?
And if it be true, does script equal death?
And if that be too, will sketch steal your breath?

R is for Rachel, who stood under an anvil.