take a punchline, leave a set-up

Matt · Post by **Matt** » February 28th, 2009, 11:13 pm

Brian Boyko wrote: Who knew it was so easy to build a perpetual motion machine? All you do is take a...

Chuck Norris and put him in a room of infinite people to roundhouse kick to the face.

Did you hear the one about the kielbasa? It took three years to...

TexasImprovMassacre · March 1st, 2009, 12:19 am

disintegrate in the woman's vagina who put it in there to pleasure herself...sexually.

What do sheep say to each other every night before bed?

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » March 1st, 2009, 2:42 am

"BAAAAAAAA! means NO!"

When is an improviser NOT an improviser?

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » March 1st, 2009, 3:09 am

When he moves to Israel to become an ultra-orthodox nutjob.

Where does a goth spend his/her summer?

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 1st, 2009, 3:10 am

in the dumps

How come dogs love waffles?

dirty baby · Post by **dirty baby** » March 1st, 2009, 9:22 am

It's not the waffle; it's just better than licking your own balls.

How many improvisers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » March 1st, 2009, 10:50 am

8, if they're making the transition organic.

True or False: The germ of an idea quickly becomes disease.

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » March 1st, 2009, 3:34 pm

valetoile wrote:8, if they're making the transition organic.

Ha! Brilliant!

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 1st, 2009, 4:54 pm

Me.

My no good slut of a mom once had sex with a man from...

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 2nd, 2009, 4:00 am

Buttowne, Flappachusettes.

A man walking on the street happens upon a dog. The dog is lapping up a discarded ice cream come from the ground. A smile creeps across the man's face as he says . . .

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » March 2nd, 2009, 7:42 am

Hey, Robin - is that you, boy? I guess we just solved the explosive diarrhea mystery.

It's a form of love to ...

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 2nd, 2009, 3:26 pm

eet hur owt.

What kind of car does James Van Der Beek drive?

Lants · Post by **Lants** » March 2nd, 2009, 4:19 pm

he doesn't, it's in the shop - Car City Blues

What do you get when you mix a Cactus and a Cody?

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » March 2nd, 2009, 6:46 pm

...a wrinkley, yet succulent imp, with a spiny sense of humor who doesn't leaf.

A rabi, a priest, and a hobo walk into a bar...

TexasImprovMassacre · Post by **TexasImprovMassacre** » March 2nd, 2009, 7:00 pm

Fred Bothwell introduces himself to all of them. Then introduces them to each other.