Austin Improv

Thor wrote:Hi I'm Thor. I'm a new improvisor who has trouble making friends, especially with other men. They make fun of me a lot, just because I accidently glued my hand to these sexy, sexy pants.

You ladies wouldn't mind if I came by your sleepover to laugh at all your jokes and share my feelings would you? I just want to fit in... somewhere...

fag

Jastroch wrote:

Wesley wrote:So, am I getting any at the slumber party or not, because I'm sick of reading a thread about a bunch of chicks having underwear pillow fights if it doesn't include me getting any at some point or another.

I think the men should have their own party, too. Also, golf club. Also, executive washroom.

I think we should turn the greenroom into a "drawing room," where we can retire after shows for cigars, brandy and billiards while the women folk clean up the theater.

Yeah, that's what I think.

Amen, Brother. We need darker paint, an elephant gun, and tons of severed and stuffed animal heads for the green room. Oh, and a trap door with a spiked chamber of doom underneath. Oh! And a hollowed out bear to use as a rug. Maybe an umbrella holder made out of a hollowed out elephany leg, and monkey paw ash trays for our cigars.

If you want it, I can go on a 'net hunting spree for episodes of Jem.

Brian Boyko wrote:If you want it, I can go on a 'net hunting spree for episodes of Jem.

I've got the first season on DVD.

Roy Janik wrote:

Brian Boyko wrote:If you want it, I can go on a 'net hunting spree for episodes of Jem.

I've got the first season on DVD.

i will now take no shame in admitting that i am currently borrowing the first episode of JEM from Roy.

boys are so dum!

I have an ouija board I can bring and squirt cheese and a makeup kit and a three-foot razor cock strap-on and ribbons and a kitten photo album and Tori Amos Hit Clips and my own toothbrush!

only wes and k-reem are invited to crash the party.

they know why.

Because we're fucking hot, that's why!

i was thinking kilt jig.

but whatever.

You say tomato...

Since I am happily married, I think I should be allowed to attend this party. You ladies would be safe as I would protect you from the nefarious plots of the other evil men. Also I think my wife would approve. She has always been a big fan of "It does not matter where you wet your appetite as long as you eat at home!".

When you think about it, you ladies would be doing my wife a great service cuz I will do things to her, when I get back home, that have only been dreamed about by the most disturbed sexual deviants.

As a matter of fact I would suggest a wet t-shirt contest and perhaps some sort of edible goo wrestling to whip me up into a raverous frenzy. Wife wife would appreciate it.

I love my wife soooo much!

-Dav

Let's dress Dav, Wes, K-reem, and Thor in sopping wet spaghetti tanks and kilts made of fruit roll-ups, throw 'em in a pudding pit with some kittens, and project Jem all over the whole thing.

I'll bring the hollowed out bears in case it gets chilly.

I love Kareem and Tami.

I'm thinking of adding Madeline to that list.

Mmmmmmmmm, fruit-kilt-up.

I'm bumping the EARLIEST AIC posts... just for grins.

How many you be bumping?