Maestro 5/9/09

kristin · Post by **kristin** » May 7th, 2009, 1:07 pm

ooh! flask! on it!

how do I acquire a device with which to attach a flask to my leg under my dress?

Matt · Post by **Matt** » May 7th, 2009, 1:14 pm

My challenge for everyone in the cast - come prepared with one way to make the show prom-themed. This can be a game idea, a flask affixed to your leg, be wearing a tux/dress, or even just strong emotional reactions throughout the show.

The idea can be as subtle as you like.

AmyA · Post by **AmyA** » May 7th, 2009, 1:23 pm

Hey guys--

I had fun playing my first Maestro last week--thanks for the opportunity.

So sorry to miss Promaestro this week, but i already have tickets for LAFF. Just think of me as the girl in the pink prom dress getting stoned for the first time out in the parking lot in her date's van...I'm at the prom in spirit.

Amy A.

Post by **Jon Bolden** » May 7th, 2009, 2:38 pm

I'm gonna show up at the last minute and dump pig's blood all over Noah.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » May 7th, 2009, 2:41 pm

Jon Bolden wrote:I'm gonna show up at the last minute and dump pig's blood all over Noah.

Legitimate. But then you have to clean it up. And no sneaky psychically locking the doors and setting us on fire.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » May 7th, 2009, 2:49 pm

kristin wrote:ooh! flask! on it!

how do I acquire a device with which to attach a flask to my leg under my dress?

garter belt? large rubber band? thick ribbon?

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » May 7th, 2009, 2:54 pm

You could craft an assortment of pulleys and levers. Or train a squirrel. Or stick it in your bazoomage.

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » May 7th, 2009, 2:56 pm

OR....

http://www.boozebelly.com/

Marc Majcher · Post by **Marc Majcher** » May 7th, 2009, 3:35 pm

vine311 wrote:
kristin wrote:how do I acquire a device with which to attach a flask to my leg under my dress?
garter belt? large rubber band? thick ribbon?

Super glue? Medical grade rivets?

SarahMarie · Post by **SarahMarie** » May 7th, 2009, 3:55 pm

majcher wrote:
vine311 wrote:
kristin wrote:how do I acquire a device with which to attach a flask to my leg under my dress?
garter belt? large rubber band? thick ribbon?
Super glue? Medical grade rivets?

BEST WAY: Take a standard garter and sew a pouch or "pocket" to it. Works best with another garter placed over the flask to prevent unnecessary shaking. Also, try to use a 2oz or 3oz flask (any heavier and you'll be messing with it all night).

Ta Da!

bobbydipasquale · Post by **bobbydipasquale** » May 7th, 2009, 3:59 pm

This sounds like a really fun idea. If I'm on the show, I'll see if I can get a corsage and then I can try to awkwardly have sex afterward...it didn't work the real time either

Post by **bradisntclever** » May 7th, 2009, 4:17 pm

EmilyBee wrote:OR....

http://www.boozebelly.com/

I love how the ad says "Great for sporting events, concerts, or WORK"

dario · Post by **dario** » May 7th, 2009, 4:32 pm

We could play “Slide Show” and have it be awkward prom pictures.

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » May 7th, 2009, 4:33 pm

Everyone wear lots of eye makeup for the portion of the evening when we all get drunk and cry.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » May 7th, 2009, 5:12 pm

I want in on this. I have a principal's outfit, and just need to yell at youngsters. I'll also bring booze.

Austin Improv

Maestro 5/9/09

Sorry to miss Promaestro