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Posted: February 27th, 2009, 1:47 pm
by Matt
Archie bald because Jughead shaved him!
My toaster is SO Shakespeare...
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 2:34 pm
by Belinda
My toaster is so Shakespeare that it spits out soliloquies and jam. (that made me sound like a slam poet as opposed to a comic, but still)
Once when I was a young boy I found out that...
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 2:45 pm
by vine311
...babies don't really bounce.
What do you get when you cross a pencil sharpener with a mop?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 3:56 pm
by sara farr
... sloppy handwriting (or clean handwriting, depending on which end you use).
Two bit, four bits, three bits, a peso...
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 4:43 pm
by arthursimone
The last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest. Queso.
What happened when Silas Marner went on a blind date?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 5:28 pm
by valetoile
She was dead, because all blind people are dead; everyone knows that.
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 5:37 pm
by HerrHerr
In one hand I have a pocket full of Kryptonite, the other hand is holding up a peace sign.
Which weighs more?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 5:45 pm
by Lants
It's a trick question, they both weigh a pocket.
What's the deal with mexican food?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 5:46 pm
by KathyRose
You start with the first plate on your left.
Why does size matter?
Posted: February 28th, 2009, 3:17 am
by HerrHerr
I like to wrestle women.
Did you hear about the dyslexic weatherman? One night he forecasted an 80% chance of ______.
Posted: February 28th, 2009, 3:19 am
by TexasImprovMassacre
Nosw (pronounced Nose)
You're tops if my book. Oh, by the way, my book is called . . .
Posted: February 28th, 2009, 10:50 am
by valetoile
The Mystery of Who is Tops- The Greatest Unsolved Crime of the 21st Century. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
There's an old Slovenian saying that goes, "every time you lose a coin...."
Posted: February 28th, 2009, 4:34 pm
by Jon Bolden
You destroy an entire family.
Why did the Spanish chicken cross the road?
Posted: February 28th, 2009, 5:10 pm
by sara farr
...To get sauced.
Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?
Posted: February 28th, 2009, 9:06 pm
by Brian Boyko
sara_anm8r wrote:...To get sauced.
Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither. No one crosses Mr. Road... and lives.
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