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Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 1:00 pm
by vine311
He uses White Rain to hold up his hair fence.
It's got a hard candy shell and can stop a fuckin' bullet.
Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 4:17 pm
by scook
Won't move outta place when you try to pull it
It can save small children from a fire
Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 5:29 pm
by Frank
Starts to shake and rattle when he start to perspire
Hard candy sweet, soft candy sticky
Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 5:42 pm
by valetoile
Boy you so fine you must be Mickey.
Embroider my name on a black felt hat
Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 6:05 pm
by vine311
Then use it to teach the alphabet to your cat.
You know its the only pussy you'll ever see.
Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 11:56 pm
by Jon Bolden
I'm on an out of control rhyming spree
Watch me as I make my words collapse
Posted: February 24th, 2009, 1:31 am
by Justin D.
Jon Bolden wrote:I'm on an out of control rhyming spree
Watch me as I make my words collapse
My words are so spicy, they'll make your ass prolapse.
Look out, because I'm crossing the streams,
Posted: February 24th, 2009, 5:05 am
by TexasImprovMassacre
Egon rules the ghost bustin scene.
Harold Ramis is really a black guy
Posted: February 25th, 2009, 11:19 am
by Lindsey
Dude's got a beard that'll make yo mama high
Also there's a dude by the name of Slimer-
Posted: February 25th, 2009, 12:43 pm
by Baldenhofer
When he busts through your wall, you're gonna need some primer.
Greasy fingers running through my hair.
Posted: February 25th, 2009, 1:07 pm
by vine311
Makes me a little scared since I'm tied to this chair.
Please let me go. Oh please, please, mister.
Posted: February 25th, 2009, 1:25 pm
by EmilyBee
Just trade my ass for my little sister.
She stole my toys and made me cry.
Posted: February 25th, 2009, 3:24 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
For punishment she had to watch sweet potato pie.
Its like american pie, but set in the ghetto
Posted: February 25th, 2009, 6:02 pm
by Lindsey
I'm so tasty, they call me amaretto
When I get out, gonna make tha sucker pay-
Posted: March 1st, 2009, 3:53 pm
by bilbo
pay eight ways with little or no delay
gotsa case of round-up, now time to spray