You Can't Freestyle!

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » February 23rd, 2009, 1:00 pm

He uses White Rain to hold up his hair fence.

It's got a hard candy shell and can stop a fuckin' bullet.

scook · Post by **scook** » February 23rd, 2009, 4:17 pm

Won't move outta place when you try to pull it

It can save small children from a fire

Frank · Post by **Frank** » February 23rd, 2009, 5:29 pm

Starts to shake and rattle when he start to perspire
Hard candy sweet, soft candy sticky

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » February 23rd, 2009, 5:42 pm

Boy you so fine you must be Mickey.

Embroider my name on a black felt hat

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » February 23rd, 2009, 6:05 pm

Then use it to teach the alphabet to your cat.

You know its the only pussy you'll ever see.

Post by **Jon Bolden** » February 23rd, 2009, 11:56 pm

I'm on an out of control rhyming spree

Watch me as I make my words collapse

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » February 24th, 2009, 1:31 am

Jon Bolden wrote:I'm on an out of control rhyming spree

Watch me as I make my words collapse

My words are so spicy, they'll make your ass prolapse.
Look out, because I'm crossing the streams,

TexasImprovMassacre · February 24th, 2009, 5:05 am

Egon rules the ghost bustin scene.

Harold Ramis is really a black guy

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » February 25th, 2009, 11:19 am

Dude's got a beard that'll make yo mama high

Also there's a dude by the name of Slimer-

Baldenhofer · Post by **Baldenhofer** » February 25th, 2009, 12:43 pm

When he busts through your wall, you're gonna need some primer.

Greasy fingers running through my hair.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » February 25th, 2009, 1:07 pm

Makes me a little scared since I'm tied to this chair.

Please let me go. Oh please, please, mister.

EmilyBee · Post by **EmilyBee** » February 25th, 2009, 1:25 pm

Just trade my ass for my little sister.

She stole my toys and made me cry.

TexasImprovMassacre · February 25th, 2009, 3:24 pm

For punishment she had to watch sweet potato pie.

Its like american pie, but set in the ghetto

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » February 25th, 2009, 6:02 pm

I'm so tasty, they call me amaretto

When I get out, gonna make tha sucker pay-

bilbo · Post by **bilbo** » March 1st, 2009, 3:53 pm

pay eight ways with little or no delay

gotsa case of round-up, now time to spray