Austin Improv

Midnight Society at Double Barrel, Fri Feb 13.

Jericho Thorp as an old man walking down the street, accosted by two people selling sandwiches, as if they were drugs.

Jericho:
"No, I do not want your sandwiches or any other kind of witches. I'm afraid of black magic".

I managed to get a few into my iPhone at last night's shows...

2/28/09

"You don't know what it's like to have a fur child."
-Kaci (Iron Improviser Maestro)

"I was worried about coming here into a world of cookies and judgment."
-Asaf (Iron Improviser Maestro)

"Seriously man, I'm the Marlboro Man. Do I need to be in your head?"
-Craig (Reunion Show)

The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down... as the first thing out of his mouth on stage was the last line of a "Sing of Pearls"...
and by the end everybody in the theatre, in crowd and on stage was singing like it was an old beer drinking song....

Eric: "There's Candy in my pocket... little GIRL!!!"

I want it to be my ringtone..

Everything Justin York said in the Droopy Dog/Truman Capote voice—Bad cat-sitter scene, Turducken, CageMatch finals, Feb. 28, 2009

I was very confident in Golden Eagle's performance in the finals… until Justin opened his mouth and out dropped the funniest sad-sack character voice I've heard in a long, long time. At that point I thought Turducken would come away with a unanimous victory.

craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down...

He had me laughing every time something came out of my mouth. Wow.

bradisntclever wrote:

craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down...

He had me laughing every time something came out of my mouth. Wow.

Wait...

LuBu McJohnson wrote:

bradisntclever wrote:

craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down...

He had me laughing every time something came out of my mouth. Wow.

Wait...

SHHHH

P-Graph, Grimm

The spirits of the Unborn are talking about what they want to be.

Kaci: I want to be a prince!
Roy: I want to live by a pond!
Kareem: I want to be a lollypop!

Then Valarie comes out as Jesus.

Valarie/Jesus: "You're just looking at the beginnings of their lives - if you take a look at how those lives turn out..."

Kaci: "I'll be kidnapped and killed while being held for ransom!"
Roy: "I'll drown in the very pond I enjoyed!"
Kareem: "Lollypops get eaten!"

craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down... as the first thing out of his mouth on stage was the last line of a "Sing of Pearls"...
and by the end everybody in the theatre, in crowd and on stage was singing like it was an old beer drinking song....

Eric: "There's Candy in my pocket... little GIRL!!!"

I want it to be my ringtone..

It was beautiful. We sang it on the way home!!

Singing: The sun'll come out tomorrow...(speaking) fuck you I'm homeless.
~Me, Heroes Reunion show

Smoking Arm :Del Close B-Day Show

Justin is a kid, touring a prison, he's led by Bob McNic:

Bob: You have to be careful, the prisoners here are dangerous.

Justin: (pointing at Bob's forehead) Did a prisoner do that to you?

Bob: No son, God did that to me.

Frank Mills show, opening for TJ & Dave:

Sunday, March 15th
Rachel: "I make bracelets because I don't like myself very much"

Monday, March 16th
Dave: "Nothing is mathematically impossible. That's the great thing about math."

Zach Ward, playing with the Frank Mills last Saturday:

"A pilonidal cyst? It's a hole in your butt above your butthole." It turned into a little song at a nursing home sung by the rebellious elderly residents.

I wasn't sure if out-of-towners were eligible for best show lines. There were so many choice quotes in the TJ & Dave show.

Asaf wrote:I wasn't sure if out-of-towners were eligible for best show lines. There were so many choice quotes in the TJ & Dave show.

I think it's cool to post as many good lines as we want, then sort out what's eligible at the end of the year.