Best show lines-2009

Munga · Post by **Munga** » February 14th, 2009, 3:27 pm

Midnight Society at Double Barrel, Fri Feb 13.

Jericho Thorp as an old man walking down the street, accosted by two people selling sandwiches, as if they were drugs.

Jericho:
"No, I do not want your sandwiches or any other kind of witches. I'm afraid of black magic".

kristin · Post by **kristin** » March 1st, 2009, 1:50 pm

I managed to get a few into my iPhone at last night's shows...

2/28/09

"You don't know what it's like to have a fur child."
-Kaci (Iron Improviser Maestro)

"I was worried about coming here into a world of cookies and judgment."
-Asaf (Iron Improviser Maestro)

"Seriously man, I'm the Marlboro Man. Do I need to be in your head?"
-Craig (Reunion Show)

craigy · Post by **craigy** » March 2nd, 2009, 5:32 pm

The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down... as the first thing out of his mouth on stage was the last line of a "Sing of Pearls"...
and by the end everybody in the theatre, in crowd and on stage was singing like it was an old beer drinking song....

Eric: "There's Candy in my pocket... little GIRL!!!"

I want it to be my ringtone..

ErikAdams · Post by **ErikAdams** » March 2nd, 2009, 7:54 pm

Everything Justin York said in the Droopy Dog/Truman Capote voice—Bad cat-sitter scene, Turducken, CageMatch finals, Feb. 28, 2009

I was very confident in Golden Eagle's performance in the finals… until Justin opened his mouth and out dropped the funniest sad-sack character voice I've heard in a long, long time. At that point I thought Turducken would come away with a unanimous victory.

Post by **bradisntclever** » March 3rd, 2009, 12:00 am

craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down...

He had me laughing every time something came out of my mouth. Wow.

LuBu McJohnson · Post by **LuBu McJohnson** » March 3rd, 2009, 1:53 am

bradisntclever wrote:
craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down...
He had me laughing every time something came out of my mouth. Wow.

Wait...

Post by **bradisntclever** » March 3rd, 2009, 2:03 am

LuBu McJohnson wrote:
bradisntclever wrote:
craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down...
He had me laughing every time something came out of my mouth. Wow.
Wait...

SHHHH

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » March 3rd, 2009, 6:28 am

P-Graph, Grimm

The spirits of the Unborn are talking about what they want to be.

Kaci: I want to be a prince!
Roy: I want to live by a pond!
Kareem: I want to be a lollypop!

Then Valarie comes out as Jesus.

Valarie/Jesus: "You're just looking at the beginnings of their lives - if you take a look at how those lives turn out..."

Kaci: "I'll be kidnapped and killed while being held for ransom!"
Roy: "I'll drown in the very pond I enjoyed!"
Kareem: "Lollypops get eaten!"

Belinda · Post by **Belinda** » March 3rd, 2009, 11:21 am

craigy wrote:The return of Eric Von Perry was no let down... as the first thing out of his mouth on stage was the last line of a "Sing of Pearls"...
and by the end everybody in the theatre, in crowd and on stage was singing like it was an old beer drinking song....

Eric: "There's Candy in my pocket... little GIRL!!!"

I want it to be my ringtone..

It was beautiful. We sang it on the way home!!

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » March 3rd, 2009, 8:48 pm

Singing: The sun'll come out tomorrow...(speaking) fuck you I'm homeless.
~Me, Heroes Reunion show

Lants · Post by **Lants** » March 9th, 2009, 11:32 am

Smoking Arm :Del Close B-Day Show

Justin is a kid, touring a prison, he's led by Bob McNic:

Bob: You have to be careful, the prisoners here are dangerous.

Justin: (pointing at Bob's forehead) Did a prisoner do that to you?

Bob: No son, God did that to me.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » March 17th, 2009, 11:48 pm

Frank Mills show, opening for TJ & Dave:

Sunday, March 15th
Rachel: "I make bracelets because I don't like myself very much"

Monday, March 16th
Dave: "Nothing is mathematically impossible. That's the great thing about math."

shando · Post by **shando** » March 17th, 2009, 11:59 pm

Zach Ward, playing with the Frank Mills last Saturday:

"A pilonidal cyst? It's a hole in your butt above your butthole." It turned into a little song at a nursing home sung by the rebellious elderly residents.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » March 18th, 2009, 10:32 am

I wasn't sure if out-of-towners were eligible for best show lines. There were so many choice quotes in the TJ & Dave show.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » March 18th, 2009, 12:10 pm

Asaf wrote:I wasn't sure if out-of-towners were eligible for best show lines. There were so many choice quotes in the TJ & Dave show.

I think it's cool to post as many good lines as we want, then sort out what's eligible at the end of the year.

Austin Improv

Best show lines-2009

VON PERRY

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