Austin Improv

Tom Booker wrote:Can someone please define for me the term "too cocky"?

Conjoined Fraternal Twins.

pumps!!

Although I do look forward to many votes from my loving constituency so that I may be the next President of Improv, I want to be clear that I will run a clean campaign. The fact that my esteemed opponent Tom Booker has been accused of blocking other improvisers for the sake of making himself look good is in no way a good enough reason that my own campaign should ever use such childish means of slander against Mr. Booker. I wish him and the rest of my opponents a fine and fair election. Thank you.

We will be accepting bribes at this show. And all hijinx are hereby unofficially encouraged!

I'm in.

I applaud this effort, but will be in San Fran on the night of debates.

Yay Look Cookie!!

I might as well get in on the action. Sign me up!

At this point, for the good of my fellow improvisers, and for the good of my country, I am withdrawing my bid for President of Improv. I am not endorsing any candidates at this time.

things i like:

camel lights
beer
cash money
big booty hoes

just naming a few. candidates may wish to keep these things in mind.

I too am easily bribed.

money
genuine compliments
secrets of the universe
idolatry
money

trust me...lobbying us is your best bet for success

eric seufert has never gotten laid before, so thats a good thing to bribe him with

I would like all of my bribes to be in the form of attacks on other players character.

Mugging to the audience and gagging may also result in some* bonus points.





*several thousand

Pumps!

This is happening Sunday @ 8pm @ coldtowne theater.

If there are any spots left, I'd like to fancy a go at this.

I will bring a new hope to improv, a fresh perspective, and possibly cookies.

Jessica