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Posted: January 6th, 2008, 2:18 pm
by Spaztique
"You're pregnant? I hope you're not getting any sand in places, yourself, unless you want to give birth to a pearl." -I think Asaf said this during the January 5th Maestro.
"You are fetching, like a dog." -Lubu, January 5th Maestro, Shakespearean Scene.
Posted: January 6th, 2008, 6:35 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
"Will Smith is the only thing that we as a nation can agree upon."
--Nick Ramirez
Posted: January 7th, 2008, 12:39 am
by Roy Janik
"Last day of highschool!... Time to FUCK!"
-Erika May, The Smoking Arm, January 4th Threefer`
"Of course I have drugs, I'm the drummer for Corpse Raper."
-Cody Dearing, The Smoking Arm, January 4th Threefer
Posted: January 7th, 2008, 8:48 am
by Spaztique
Scram, January 3, 2008
Context: Leah is playing with a toy on the ground, Lance comes in and smashes it.
Lance: "MONSTER TRUCK CRUSH!!!... Are you gonna cry?... Here come the tears!... Here come the tears!... Just a little more!... *Leah Stars Crying* YES!!! I AM THE BEST BABYSITTER EVER!!!"
And later, after Leah wouldn't give him a soda...
"You wanna sleep with the heater on, don't you?"
Posted: January 7th, 2008, 2:54 pm
by pink diamond stud
"The internet is so slow up here . . ."
-- Bob McNichol, playing an astronaut (Frank Mills, 1/5)
it was in a rehearsal, so audience of 1
Posted: January 10th, 2008, 10:33 am
by Dave
Erin: Hey, you don't use english when taking notes in class, nerd?!?!
Terrill: Nope! I type in Wing Dings!
-$10 Bourbon 1/09/08
1-11-08
Posted: January 14th, 2008, 12:17 am
by craigy
"I guess its time to throw the baby..."
- Ted Rutherford, offering friendly advice and support to me (Craig) as I was tossing everything out the window that reminded me of my love that had just left me.
Posted: January 14th, 2008, 10:44 am
by Spaztique
"I had to come in the backdoor." - Justin Davis, Mr. Rather, January 11, after entering a seedy bar (pun somewhat intended) called "The Manhole".
In $10 Bourbon Show 1/18.08
Posted: January 19th, 2008, 6:21 pm
by starkserious
Erin and Terrill are doing scene where Erin is playing a insecure high school girls, Jennifer, who wants to go out with Terrill;s character, Rocky who is way cool high school dude. Jennifer starts hyperventilating, and she say's "my mom says I have to be careful because I only have one lung." Rocky says, "we'll for tonight babe, you better get an oxygen tank!"
Posted: January 20th, 2008, 9:07 pm
by Spaztique
Cody, Stool Pigeon, January 19: "Does a lion need a reason to hate in the jungle?"
Posted: January 21st, 2008, 1:00 pm
by andrea
Troy, Junk show 1-19-08: "We fell in love on the ride over" (concerning a hostage and captor who became romantically involved.)
Posted: January 21st, 2008, 5:19 pm
by acrouch
I completely missed that line.
Posted: February 2nd, 2008, 4:27 am
by Spaztique
"It's like a turkey baster filled with awesome!" - Jason Vines, The Smoking Arm, February 1st.
Posted: February 2nd, 2008, 10:39 pm
by Jeff
Spaztique wrote:"It's like a turkey baster filled with awesome!" - Jason Vines, The Smoking Arm, February 1st.
I thought that show was brimming with sweet nuggets, but I was too high to remember them. Erika said something about chewing up pieces of paper and making igloos. Anyway, The Smoking Arm just superface rocked, I thought. I wish I remembered some lines.
Posted: February 3rd, 2008, 1:49 am
by bradisntclever
The Brigadier wrote:Spaztique wrote:"It's like a turkey baster filled with awesome!" - Jason Vines, The Smoking Arm, February 1st.
I thought that show was brimming with sweet nuggets, but I was too high to remember them. Erika said something about chewing up pieces of paper and making igloos. Anyway, The Smoking Arm just superface rocked, I thought. I wish I remembered some lines.
That line had something to do with "making an eskimo village" out of the pieces of paper. That line and Erika's other one: "You COULD get into art school" after Stephanie talked about drawing a parrot's head made me laugh really hard.