Austin Improv

From Girls Girls Girls Pink is the New Black April 19:

Sarah Marie was a prison bully who also runs the prison beauty salon. She forcefully shaved half of Aden's character's head. Megan's character runs into Aden in the next scene:

Megan: I like your new haircut. It's cancer in the front and party in the back!

"I went to Vietnam so you wouldn't have to go to Vietnam."
Michael Bowman
International improv audition

Michael's child wanted to go backpacking to Vietnam instead of go to college.

"I'm not a hater, just a killer" - Megan Flynn

GGG's Pink is the New Black 4/26/14

"You'll be my new prison wife, she'll get to kill, everybody wins!" - Aden Kirschner

GGG's Pink is the New Black 4/26/14

"Welcome to the 483rd annual meeting of the International Clown Consortium. <bangs gavel> Chaos, please! Chaos!"
-Andreas Fabis, Trust No One, 5/2/14

At Hurly Burly, Bridget was part of a joke-telling trio of performers. Her jokes were crazy-bonkers.

"What did the bug say to the much larger bug? ...Fuck you, you're huge!"

"What did the sun say to the baseball player? ...Here's your sweat, sir."

"What do you say to a girl from Queens? ...Get out!"

Trust No One, 5/2/14:

Andreas: I sometimes wonder... are we clowns pretending to be policemen, or policemen pretending to be clowns?
Andy: Well... what kind of shoes do you wear on the weekend?

From Rubber Room, Sunday June 1, 2014:

Andy Hush, gambler: "I bet the next thing you say is an odd number of words".
Stuart Feild: "You lose".

The audience had come expecting to see a performance by me -- the greatest actress in the world -- but instead, they were all stabbed.
--Lacy Shawn, Reform School for Wayward Girls, 9/20/14

"And the remarkable thing about this particular star is that it's room temperature."
- Jeff Britt, Doctor Who Improv, 10/20/14