Austin Improv

happywaffle wrote:Chuy's play gets a six-week run in Laredo.

KING OF THE HILL!

See you in seis semanas, oso malo...

A FedEx delivery man hands Kevin an envelope containing instructions that a private jet is waiting to take him to Denmark where the Kristiansen family is offering him $250,000 to work with their new product development team to introduce several new Lego sets to American stores (including one bonus set based on his experiences with the ghost tour).




MARQUIS OF THE HILL!

I heard that once, the Marquis gained possession of The Hill from the Austro-Hungarian empire, merely by conducting a long diplomatic meeting punctuated by swordfights, jeremiads, and competitive yodeling. #legendsofthemarquis



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peter rogers @ home | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

The most important thing in life is tricking someone into loving you.
      -- Jill Morris

*Three English knights arrive at the bottom of the hill and start an insult battle with the Marquis. The Marquis is incredibly insulted by their refusal to call him Marquis and their calling his wig a rotten truffle. He draws his rapier and challenges them each to a duel -- the first at 1pm, the second at 2pm and the third at 3pm. With the Marquis otherwise engaged, I take the hill.*

"Queen of the Hill!!"

Right this way, Chicago Symphony Orchestra, why don't you all set up at the base of this hill, but far enough away that anyone on the top of the hill can only hear the faintest strains of your beautiful music? Yes, here you go, Maestro, stand here on this podium. Take it away!

Now to position this comfy listening chair and await the Farr.

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QUEEN OF THE HILL!!

hey, Jill, they need you back in Minnesota. Yeti related emergency. very urgent.

KING OF THE HILL!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:KING OF THE HILL!

*stands next to Jordan; opens beer*



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peter rogers @ home | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

I always have a quotation for everything -- it saves original thinking.
      -- Dorothy L. Sayers

hujhax wrote:

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:KING OF THE HILL!

*stands next to Jordan; opens beer*



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peter rogers @ home | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

I always have a quotation for everything -- it saves original thinking.
      -- Dorothy L. Sayers

Yep.

Jordan's wife comes out with a trash bag for him to take out; Peter scatters to avoid the responsibility.

King of the hill!

I set up a hot plate. I lightly sautee a beautiful piece of honey-glazed salmon... Who will help me finish ALLLLL THISSS SALMONNNN???

KING!

I bring Chuy's wife and kids to the hill. Once he's fucked off to the pub, I'm...

KING OF THE HILL!

*While cleaning out my grandparents garage, I find and play a recording of their archeologist friend reciting passages from the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis whose incantation opens up a whirling temporal portal that sweeps the body of Brad Hawkins to what may well be a Crusader-held Middle East in the year 1300 AD, and me to to the top of the hill.*

Queen of The Hill!

to hear the words of the Book of the Dead is to invite madness. once Sara has been carted off to the asylum (spouting some gibberish about how "it was full of googly eyes!"), i reluctantly take my place atop the hill.

PENSIVE KING!

The Marquis stands at the bottom of the hill and delivers the bad news: Joss Whedon is broke due to some bad investments and has had to sign over the rights to Buffy and Firefly to an unnamed buyer. Said buyer is immediately starting production on a Buffy and a second Firefly movie, both to be released in 2014.

They will both be directed by Michael Bay.

Buffy will be played by Miley Cyrus, Angel will be portrayed by Justin Bieber

Firefly will be recast, with Ashton Kutcher playing Mal and there is a CGI addition to the cast: Shogun, a talking chimp who can hack any Alliance computer at will - WITH MIND POWERS!

And, as Jordan storms off to Hollywood to murder a certain director, the Marquis strolls up the hill and takes his rightful place.


Marquis of the Hill!

I MUST GO STORM HOLLYWOOD WITH JORDAN.

brb ya'll...