Best Show Lines 2012

jesspasc · Post by **jesspasc** » February 26th, 2012, 12:12 am

Tonight's Maestro in the double demon voice scene:

Gene (from offstage): "Should I open the door or-- NO JUST KICK IT DOWN" *kicks door down*

Post by **happywaffle** » March 3rd, 2012, 2:30 pm

"Freedom is what binds us together!" --Jordan, Fancy Pants, March 2

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 3rd, 2012, 3:22 pm

"Do you want to play Dinosaur Office?"

-Chris Allen
Fancy Pants

Post by **happywaffle** » March 3rd, 2012, 3:30 pm

"See, we work in an office... And we're dinosaurs."

-Chris Allen, explaining Dinosaur Office

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » March 3rd, 2012, 4:21 pm

"Do you want to be chairs?"

Chris Allen
Fancy Pants, March 2nd

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 4th, 2012, 1:46 am

happywaffle wrote:"See, we work in an office... And we're dinosaurs."

-Chris Allen, explaining Dinosaur Office

"Let me explain...the dinosaurs can talk like people."
"So it's like that show, Dinosaurs?"
"Right, but it's in an office..."
"So it's like that show, The Office?"

-Chris Allen and off stage performers

Ruby W. wrote:"Do you want to be chairs?"

Chris Allen
Fancy Pants, March 2nd

"So it's like that show, Chairs?"

Post by **happywaffle** » March 4th, 2012, 12:00 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:"So it's like that show, Chairs?"

That was Mr. Ryan Austin. Best utterance from the wings I've heard in awhile.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » March 4th, 2012, 1:29 pm

From the opening night of Process at the Hideout Theatre on 3/3/12.

Ace: I was in Porker Shakespeare...I played little Hamlet.

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Jeremy: She may not talk but she's mean. She's a mean mute.
(talking about Ruby's angry and glaring but mute stagehand character)

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 4th, 2012, 1:39 pm

Marc: Then perhaps it's time you meet your Lord.
Kaci: Hold on... (exits)
Marc: Where are you going?
Kaci: I forgot my prop!

-Process

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » March 5th, 2012, 7:07 am

"The toilet is broken, because you poop too much."
- Everyone, Think Tank, 2/4/12

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » March 5th, 2012, 9:15 am

Vicki & Mitchell: What are you saying?
Ryan: Well, I just said what I'm saying.
Mitchell: Well, what you implying?

Level 5 (STFU) Showcase, 3/4/2012

JLOgan · Post by **JLOgan** » March 5th, 2012, 9:54 pm

"The toilet is broken, because you poop too much."

This was one of the most fun shows I have ever teched...just awesome.

Ruby W. · Post by **Ruby W.** » March 6th, 2012, 2:18 pm

Nick Jimenez: "Gregory Green was the first African American to sneeze in a desegregated restaurant."

First line of String Of Pearls during a Good Life rehearsal

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 15th, 2012, 12:48 am

"How can i believe your words when your body keeps fucking me?"

-Aden Kirschner, Rock Opera rehearsals

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · March 25th, 2012, 10:45 am

"No, my name is a Jewish name."
-Kaci Beeler, Process 3/24