Legendary Austin improv scenes that never happened

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Since we're picking on Jordan:

Jordan's song (loosely based on "The 12 Days of Christmas") entitled "12 Ways to Hide an Embarrassing Erection" from his one man improvised musical "True Love Waits". (1995)

slightly more impressive because i was 14 at the time and wouldn't perform improv in any substantial way for at least another two years. it was JUST that good!

but it's a brief flickering candle in the wind next to Brockman converting the entire upper half of the Hideout into a pipe organ to accompany Craig Kotfas' improvised monologue while ascending the Driskell for their two man tribute to the centuries old relationship between chamber music and social misfits, "Glock and Spiel!" divine.

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

i was just thinking about that jam from way back when, where Lampe and Chuy did an entire scene using only lines from Shakespearean sonnets was an amazing spectacle and a very sweet scene...right up until Lampe accidentally used a John Donne line instead.

well, you can't win em all...

[sara farr]

I remember when we did that improvised musical underwater at Aquamaria Springs. Remember that? Who was in that show again? Wow! It was amazing. I'll never forget that show!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

I remember when we did that improvised musical underwater at Aquamaria Springs. Remember that? Who was in that show again? Wow! It was amazing. I'll never forget that show!

i remember that Ralph the swimming pig was supposed to perform with us, but (don't do it) he had to cancel (stop now) because he wasn't feeling well (you're going to regret this). Apparently (it's not too late), he came down (no one will ever forgive you) with a bad case (last chance!) of swine flu! (i give up...)