Help me fake my death so I can stay for always.

[DollarBill]

Hologram?

Hologram is the correct answer. It doesn't matter how good the cover-up is... Columbo WILL figure it out.

[SarahMarie]

SARA FARR!!!

1. Build a Jill Puppet

2. Find 100 mice to operate it

3. Put on a fantastic drum machine show with puppet Jill/mice and live stream it to Minneapolis

4. Let Minneapolis fester in their need to have "Jill" back until they build a giant cat machine in accordance with the third rule of improbab-ilititis-ism.

5. GIANT ROBOT CAT JILL/MICE dance off!!!

6. Everyone gets gelato

7. The end is happy because while all this was going on, no one knew that we were installing puppet mechanics into Huge Theatre and packing the walls with cheese.

THIS IS THE BEST PLAN!

[Matt]

6. Everyone gets gelato

Yes.

[arthursimone]

6. Everyone gets gelato

I cannot support this.

[Matt]

6. Everyone gets gelato

I cannot support this.

You are either with us or against us.

[HerrHerr]

Have a huge event where you jump over town lake on a motorcycle.

Bail in mid-air. Live in the oxygen-rich home you have pre-built underwater.

You can even paint it yellow and make it look like a submarine on the inside.

Say hi to Sun and Jin, if you see them.

Quietly sneak out of the water late at night a week later.

Oh, and don't forget all your underwater Polaroids of your watery friends!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Hologram?

Hologram is the correct answer. It doesn't matter how good the cover-up is... Columbo WILL figure it out.

Er, uh, one more thing...your hard light projection is showing.

SARA FARR!!!

1. Build a Jill Puppet

2. Find 100 mice to operate it

3. Put on a fantastic drum machine show with puppet Jill/mice and live stream it to Minneapolis

4. Let Minneapolis fester in their need to have "Jill" back until they build a giant cat machine in accordance with the third rule of improbab-ilititis-ism.

5. GIANT ROBOT CAT JILL/MICE dance off!!!

6. Everyone gets gelato

7. The end is happy because while all this was going on, no one knew that we were installing puppet mechanics into Huge Theatre and packing the walls with cheese.

THIS IS THE BEST PLAN!

Operation: Coraline is a go!

[Jeff]

Have a huge event where you jump over town lake on a motorcycle.

Bail in mid-air. Live in the oxygen-rich home you have pre-built underwater.

You can even paint it yellow and make it look like a submarine on the inside.

Say hi to Sun and Jin, if you see them.

Quietly sneak out of the water late at night a week later.

Oh, and don't forget all your underwater Polaroids of your watery friends!

Operation: DHARMA Pepper is a go!

[sara farr]

SARA FARR!!!

1. Build a Jill Puppet

2. Find 100 mice to operate it

3. Put on a fantastic drum machine show with puppet Jill/mice and live stream it to Minneapolis

4. Let Minneapolis fester in their need to have "Jill" back until they build a giant cat machine in accordance with the third rule of improbab-ilititis-ism.

5. GIANT ROBOT CAT JILL/MICE dance off!!!

6. Everyone gets gelato

7. The end is happy because while all this was going on, no one knew that we were installing puppet mechanics into Huge Theatre and packing the walls with cheese.

THIS IS THE BEST PLAN!

On it. I'll be talking to the Disney Imagineers tomorrow.

[mpbrockman]

You know, in all this speculation. I'm surprised no-one has brought up cloning yet.

[Matt]

You know, in all this speculation. I'm surprised no-one has brought up cloning yet.

Shhh, it won't work as a distraction if we say what we're really doing!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Have a huge event where you jump over town lake on a motorcycle.

Bail in mid-air. Live in the oxygen-rich home you have pre-built underwater.

You can even paint it yellow and make it look like a submarine on the inside.

Say hi to Sun and Jin, if you see them.

Quietly sneak out of the water late at night a week later.

Oh, and don't forget all your underwater Polaroids of your watery friends!

Operation: DHARMA Pepper is a go!

what would you do if i skipped out of time, would your nose bleed and die out on me?

[HerrHerr]

Have a huge event where you jump over town lake on a motorcycle.

Bail in mid-air. Live in the oxygen-rich home you have pre-built underwater.

You can even paint it yellow and make it look like a submarine on the inside.

Say hi to Sun and Jin, if you see them.

Quietly sneak out of the water late at night a week later.

Oh, and don't forget all your underwater Polaroids of your watery friends!

Operation: DHARMA Pepper is a go!

what would you do if i skipped out of time, would your nose bleed and die out on me?

Is this supposed to sung to Joe Cocker's version of "I Get By?" I think so. Clever...

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

Operation: DHARMA Pepper is a go!

what would you do if i skipped out of time, would your nose bleed and die out on me?

Is this supposed to sung to Joe Cocker's version of "I Get By?" I think so. Clever...

i had the original in my head when i wrote it, but either way...

[jillybee72]

I somehow ended up back in Minneapolis, but I wonder if I'm the Robot Jill and I just don't know it, like that cute little kid in AI! Maybe I just don't know!!