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Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:the L.A. scene actually got marginally better while i was out there...
Christ, what an ego!
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.

by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell »

Brad Hawkins wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:the L.A. scene actually got marginally better while i was out there...
Christ, what an ego!
t'ain't braggin' when it's true...

::sniff::
Sweetness Prevails.

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Chelley wrote:I would love to get with you outside
Sweetness Prevails.

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by Chelley »

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
Chelley wrote:I would love to get with you outside
Well, I do like it outside. :lol: :wink:
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"Oh, and I might come to Fuck, it's hot."
- Sam Schak, on a Facebook event.
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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"I think of improv a lot like sex... find a troupe and a coach."
- Ruby Willmann
The silver knives are flashing in the tired old cafe. A ghost climbs on the table in a bridal negligee. She says "My body is the life; my body is the way." I raise my arm against it all and I catch the bride's bouquet.
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Brad Hawkins wrote:"I will FUCK anything and anyone at any time. 9/11 was an inside job. An inside BLOWJOB, HAHAHA. Racism is NOT a big deal in this country. Harolds suck. Narratives suck. Comedy sucks. Frank Mills sucks. PGraph SUX. Dallas rules. Cider House Rules. Cider rules. God is dead. I will FUCK your SISTER RIGHT NOW FOR FREE. Handjobs are for quitters. Smoke WEED E'RDAY. HOOK EM AGGIES!
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Jon Bolden wrote:
Brad Hawkins wrote:God is dead … Smoke WEED E'RDAY
That's our Brad!
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