Best Show Lines 2012

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · September 17th, 2012, 8:58 am

happywaffle wrote:
Brad Hawkins wrote:"Who are you, strange black man in a cape?"

- Ruby, in her farewell Fancy Pants, 9/13
The scene wasn't close to done, but I wish they'd called lights on that anyway.

Another from the show was Andy Buck, playing a black-stereotype puma on the African prairie:

"Hey, once you go puma, you don't have… room-a… to… [mumbles]" [Ryan calls lights]

it sounded like "room-a...in...your...va..........gi............na...." but, yes, mumbled. so maybe i just heard what i WANTED to hear.

good god, what does that say about me?

Post by **happywaffle** » September 17th, 2012, 8:58 am

Yeah, we established that that's what he said. Just mumbled it so much that the audience couldn't hear it.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · September 17th, 2012, 9:02 am

happywaffle wrote:Yeah, we established that that's what he said. Just mumbled it so much that the audience couldn't hear it.

ah, good. dodged that audio Rorschach test then...

poltergasm · Post by **poltergasm** » September 17th, 2012, 4:48 pm

I will be secondary confirmation: I did indeed mumble "vagina." I do that. My mind goes to a naughty place, I feel bad about the cheesy line, but my mouth is already moving, so I just tuck my chin and say the dirty line to my feet.

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » September 18th, 2012, 10:25 am

poltergasm wrote:I will be secondary confirmation: I did indeed mumble "vagina." I do that. My mind goes to a naughty place, I feel bad about the cheesy line, but my mouth is already moving, so I just tuck my chin and say the dirty line to my feet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6X_49-6DtA[/youtube]

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » September 18th, 2012, 10:29 am

During the Lottery at last week's Rubber Room when I drew a ticket out of the bowl for someone to do a scene with me, this was the response from the ticket holder:

"Nooooooooooo." -- Jeanette Jones

Post by **happywaffle** » September 27th, 2012, 12:04 pm

The Tao of Shana Merlin, after running a game last night with her 201s:

"That was a very polite, nice game. And polite is nice. And nice is nice! But you know what's nicer than nice? FUN."

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · October 1st, 2012, 9:30 am

"Genus, human. Species, female."
-Clay Towery, Black Vault 9/29/2012
probably something Lovecraft himself might have said in real life.

trabka · Post by **trabka** » October 11th, 2012, 6:04 pm

A few weeks ago Sam Malcolm and Ed Reed played with Bad Boys and this picture perfect "Yes, and..."ing happened.

Ed is Sam's wife and has become a foodie while their twin sons have been away at collge. Sam feels that her latest dish has gotten too adventurous.

"Honey, I know you like danger." - Sam
"Like the time you fucked me on that bus!" - Ed
"I really should've pulled over first... But at least we got two beautiful boys out of the deal!"- Sam

They'll be playing with us again tomorrow night.

Kayla Lane · Post by **Kayla Lane** » October 12th, 2012, 12:04 am

happywaffle wrote:The Tao of Shana Merlin, after running a game last night with her 201s:

"That was a very polite, nice game. And polite is nice. And nice is nice! But you know what's nicer than nice? FUN."

I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS!

trabka wrote:A few weeks ago Sam Malcolm and Ed Reed played with Bad Boys and this picture perfect "Yes, and..."ing happened.

Ed is Sam's wife and has become a foodie while their twin sons have been away at collge. Sam feels that her latest dish has gotten too adventurous.

"Honey, I know you like danger." - Sam
"Like the time you fucked me on that bus!" - Ed
"I really should've pulled over first... But at least we got two beautiful boys out of the deal!"- Sam

They'll be playing with us again tomorrow night.

... so awesome.

B. Tribe · Post by **B. Tribe** » October 13th, 2012, 11:59 am

Bad Boys w/ special guests Lunch, 10/12/12

CUT TO PAST: Why Brett's character is so obsessed with Howie Mandell that he named his adopted son Howie Mandella.

Danny: I'm ready to lose my virginity.

Brett: I want to watch 'Bobby's World'.

Danny: I can multitask.

Brett: So you want... (breaks) ah... to have sex while (breaks huge)... (indecipherable but sounded kind of like 'while watching Bobby's World?)

LIGHTS

poltergasm · Post by **poltergasm** » October 14th, 2012, 4:16 pm

Maestro, 10/14

Roy (directing): "Ok, this scene will last one minute. But by the end of it one of you will be dead. When the lights come up..."

Lights come up on Melissa Patterson and Kareem.

Melissa: "According to my calculations, it's supposed to land right there."

Lights immediately down.

Chuy! · Post by **Chuy!** » October 15th, 2012, 12:45 am

Paraphrasing from the "Thinning The Herd" show tonight at The Institution:

Mark: "Monica Torres cracked the 300 pound mark..."

Monica: "I haven't been under 300 pounds in 5 years"... She starts crying...

Audience and other players: *Crying*

It was a beautiful, heartfelt moment. AND she has lost a fuck ton of weight...

Ryan Austin · Post by **Ryan Austin** » October 21st, 2012, 11:04 pm

Alright, this is WAY late, but I promised I'd post this.

PGraph's SPACE FARCE show a little while back.

ROY: There were other missions to the planet Mars before ours.
KAREEM: Yes! A Mama Mission and a Papa Mission!
ROY: ...
KAREEM: The Papa Mission said, this Mars is too hot! The Mama mission said, this Mars is too cold! But our mission will find Mars Juuuuuuusssst right!

Something like that. It was the best.

Post by **Jon Bolden** » October 24th, 2012, 11:40 am

From the Scout show at the Monday Night Mash, 10/22

Somebody said something to Cody about his eyes: "Look at em!"

Cody: Look at my own eyes? That's....pretty impossible.

It hit just right and the expression on Cody's face was priceless.