Edward Gorey Austin Improv Alphabet

[happywaffle]

A is for Ashley Lowe, who perished while twisting.

[happywaffle]

*pokes this thread; it seems a perfect time to revive it*

[androidqueen]

B is for Bridget, who, while backstage, went missing.

[kbadr]

C is for Caeriel, poisoned while kissing

[mitchmills]

Can't decide if I should:

1) finish a couplet (because Maitland's "missing" rhymed with Kevin's "twisting", so Kareem's "kissing" is a new couplet awaiting finishment).
or
2)start a new couplet (because Kareem's "kissing" finished Maitland's "missing" couplet)


So, choose your own advent . . . er, I mean pick your own path, whoever does "E":

1) D for the Dangers, all we heard was some hissing.
or
2) D for the Dangers, both pulled under by Crabbies.

[happywaffle]

Definitely #2, just for the quality of the line.

[Spots]

E was done Knisely, to Erica when Patrick felt stabby.

[happywaffle]

F is for Frank Mills, all five shot to space.

[Ryan Austin]

G is for Grantham, a horse bit off his face.

[mitchmills]

G is for Girls Girls Girls, stuck on Alpha, Moonbase.

[mitchmills]

Aw crap. Took too long.

(Moonbase Alpha was the setting of last Friday's GGG Boys of Summer show, in which, for the first time, the Boy of Summer was killed! Not that Brently didn't deserve it!)

[mitchmills]

H is for Heilbron, pushed through an airlock!

[mitchmills]

I is for imp, done in by a block.

[mitchmills]

J is for Joplin, he drowned at the Y.

[mitchmills]

K is for Kevin, called to that great Legoland in the sky.