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Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:23 am
by Jon Bolden
"We're all here this evening, because we've all been let down by the same wizard"
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:31 am
by Jeff
"This therapy will blow your mind when they put on Dark Side of the Moon."
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 7:43 am
by KathyRose
Please, Gertrude, tell them, "My mother's a witch," was just a metaphor.
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 8:59 am
by Jon Bolden
I can't seem to think of anything that incorporates the "mother" & "father" figure into the scene. These drawings are GREAT exercises for the imagination.
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:03 pm
by HerrHerr
"You will now listen to my voice. My voice will help you and guide you still deeper into Europa. Every time you hear my voice, with every word and every number, you will enter into a still deeper layer, open, relaxed and receptive. I shall now count from one to ten. On the count of ten, you will be in Europa."
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:04 pm
by HerrHerr
"Which one of you is the scarecrow?"
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:06 pm
by HerrHerr
"I'm spinning round, round, round, round. Smoke glass stain bright color. Image going down, down, down, down.
Soapsuds green like bubbles."
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:26 pm
by HerrHerr
THERAPIST: Anybody got a mint? Or some gum? Actually a tic-tac would work.
DOROTHY: I've got a chocolate mint.
THERAPIST: Thanks, but no, Dorothy. Doesn't really help.
LION: Yeah, real smart, Dorothy. Way to go!
TIN MAN: Leave her alone, lion.
SCARECROW: Yeah, she's just being nice.
LION: Screw you, hay head. She's a suck up.
THERAPIST: Let's talk about the new screenplay.
LION: Hey Freud, how about we talk about your receeding hairline. This is bull shit. I'm outta here!
Lion goes to window where he is greeted by a flying monkey who whisks him off to a seedy bar.
A munchkin walks in.
MUNCHKIN: Sorry I'm late. The Lollipop Guild was going over our new HMO.
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:40 pm
by Lants
"He must not be very good if he can't figure out their needs"
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 12:45 pm
by HerrHerr
Lants wrote:"He must not be very good if he can't figure out their needs"
Winner!
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 1:15 pm
by KathyRose
Typical therapist - they've got to figure it out for themselves.
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 1:20 pm
by Roy Janik
"I don't want to alarm you, but that guy has an axe."
"Holy shit, a lion."
I'm drawing a blank so far.
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 1:42 pm
by Jon Bolden
Lants wrote:"He must not be very good if he can't figure out their needs"
I second, this is perfect.
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 2:04 pm
by Jeff
"This is helping. Now l know I'm not the most freakish survivor of that tornado."
Posted: July 29th, 2008, 6:27 pm
by HerrHerr
Anybody up for pancakes?