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Posted: November 18th, 2011, 10:17 am
by ejbrammer
Alex D. at Wafflefest on Thursday:
"The fact that your mother doesn't know that this is our baby is literally rediculous."
Also from Thursday at Wafflefest, from The Control Group (I'm paraphrasing so if anyone remembers more exactly please correct me):
"So you don't have sex?"
"I do, it's just more cerebral."
"Oh! Blow jobs."
Posted: November 19th, 2011, 2:29 am
by happywaffle
Heiberg: "How's your non-alcoholic mimosa?"
Nicole: "It's great, I LOVE orange juice!"
--Cover to Cover 11/18
Posted: November 19th, 2011, 10:32 am
by ashleylowe
Also from Cover to Cover 11/18/11
Heiberg: I'm Sailor Sam
Nicole: Are you really a sailor?
Heiberg: No.
Nicole: Oh, so you're a landman!
Pgraph at Wafflefest
Posted: November 20th, 2011, 3:21 pm
by Ryan Hill
"Parker Brothers my dick!"
Kareem in the Pgraph show at Wafflefest.
Posted: December 4th, 2011, 11:09 pm
by happywaffle
Two from today's MerlinWorks mixer:
<Tai flubs a line> "Sir! The arch nemes--enem--"
<Colin rushes onstage, waving his arms> "YES! The arch anenomes!!"
And the groaner of the day…
Aden: "I couldn't have bought this furniture without your donation."
Andreas: "Well it is called a chair-ity..."
Posted: December 4th, 2011, 11:50 pm
by Ryan Hill
happywaffle wrote:Aden: "I couldn't have bought this furniture without your donation."
Andreas: "Well it is called a chair-ity..."
I was wondering what that laugh was about...
Posted: December 17th, 2011, 9:17 am
by Jon Bolden
Clay Towery in Video Nightmare Project, 12/16/11
"It's mangia, it's Italian anime"
Posted: December 17th, 2011, 12:29 pm
by HerrHerr
"Cavemen?! They went extinct 15,000 years ago!"
--Steve Harwood during a Start Trekkin' rehearsal after a cave man had accidentally
transported with the crew back to the ship.
Posted: December 18th, 2011, 8:33 pm
by AmyA
Deano as Santa in PIP's Elf Employment:
"Ho ho ho. Well, you know that Christmas spirit is 98% caffeine."
Posted: December 18th, 2011, 11:11 pm
by Ruby W.
Institution Birthday Bash
Nicole Beckley (snake queen) to her new husband, Andrew Pish.
"Let's go release your snake."
The best part was her realization of what she said and how it sounded.
Posted: December 19th, 2011, 9:36 am
by arby
Maestro 12.17.11
Kaci: You always vote straight ticket Republican.
Mitchell: Well... they know what's what.
Posted: December 22nd, 2011, 3:38 pm
by HerrHerr
"Would you boil own the Mona Lisa for its paint?"
--Peter Rogers, Twilight Zoned rehearsal "The Music Box"
(describing the value of a music box if it were stripped down for its gold flakes)
Posted: December 30th, 2011, 1:16 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
"I have many facades...and appendages." -Andrew Pish, Local Genius Society headlining the Threefer 12/29/11
Posted: December 31st, 2011, 12:57 am
by Ruby W.
At the Hideout's Same Year Celebration during the toasts:
Peter Rogers: "This year has been a giant trust fall for me, and each and every one of you caught me."
Posted: December 31st, 2011, 6:12 pm
by Ryan Hill
Ruby W. wrote:At the Hideout's Same Year Celebration during the toasts:
Peter Rogers: "This year has been a giant trust fall for me, and each and every one of you caught me."
That was a really lovely way to put it.