Alex D. at Wafflefest on Thursday:
"The fact that your mother doesn't know that this is our baby is literally rediculous."
Also from Thursday at Wafflefest, from The Control Group (I'm paraphrasing so if anyone remembers more exactly please correct me):
"So you don't have sex?"
"I do, it's just more cerebral."
"Oh! Blow jobs."
Best Show Lines 2011
Everything else, basically.
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Also from Cover to Cover 11/18/11
Heiberg: I'm Sailor Sam
Nicole: Are you really a sailor?
Heiberg: No.
Nicole: Oh, so you're a landman!
Heiberg: I'm Sailor Sam
Nicole: Are you really a sailor?
Heiberg: No.
Nicole: Oh, so you're a landman!
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.-Audrey Hepburn
Pgraph at Wafflefest
"Parker Brothers my dick!"
Kareem in the Pgraph show at Wafflefest.
Kareem in the Pgraph show at Wafflefest.
"The raft is used to cross the river. It isn't to be carried around on your shoulders. The finger which points at the moon isn't the moon itself."
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I was wondering what that laugh was about...happywaffle wrote:Aden: "I couldn't have bought this furniture without your donation."
Andreas: "Well it is called a chair-ity..."
"The raft is used to cross the river. It isn't to be carried around on your shoulders. The finger which points at the moon isn't the moon itself."
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"Cavemen?! They went extinct 15,000 years ago!"
--Steve Harwood during a Start Trekkin' rehearsal after a cave man had accidentally
transported with the crew back to the ship.
--Steve Harwood during a Start Trekkin' rehearsal after a cave man had accidentally
transported with the crew back to the ship.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
--David Byrne
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"Would you boil own the Mona Lisa for its paint?"
--Peter Rogers, Twilight Zoned rehearsal "The Music Box"
(describing the value of a music box if it were stripped down for its gold flakes)
--Peter Rogers, Twilight Zoned rehearsal "The Music Box"
(describing the value of a music box if it were stripped down for its gold flakes)
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
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That was a really lovely way to put it.Ruby W. wrote:At the Hideout's Same Year Celebration during the toasts:
Peter Rogers: "This year has been a giant trust fall for me, and each and every one of you caught me."
"The raft is used to cross the river. It isn't to be carried around on your shoulders. The finger which points at the moon isn't the moon itself."
— Thich Nhat Hanh
— Thich Nhat Hanh