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Posted: May 18th, 2009, 1:31 pm
by arthursimone
if he were in a german electronic band, Kraftliff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 1:50 pm
by EmilyBee
If he wore turn-of-the-(last)-century foot accesories: Spatsliff
If he were a British ponce: Pratliff
If he played the Sousaphone: Blatt-liff
If he were a pointy-toothed rodent from ages ago: Scratliff
If he did yoga on HIMSELF: Matliff
And... since you got this far... if there were an ancient Mesopotamian temple dedicated to him: Zigguratliff!
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 2:01 pm
by mpbrockman
As a Pixar film: "A Rat's Life"
John vs. Floyd Mayweather: Fatlip
As cosmetic surgeon: Breastlift
Singing "Funkytown": Ratlipps Inc.
As Terry Gilliam Animation: The Meaning of Ratliff
As communal living advocate with a speech impediment: Socialiff (FFocialiff?)
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 2:19 pm
by Shea
If he played a lawyer on TV who was beloved by the geriatric set: Matloff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 2:42 pm
by djpenn
If his gender was very vague: Patliff
After a bowel movement: Shatliff
With body-art: Tatliff
Hopped up from huffing paint: Ratsniff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 4:06 pm
by mcnichol
Classically: Ratliszt
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 4:39 pm
by acrouch
mcnichol wrote:when he drops piano and masters the guitar:
Stratliff
When he learns to play that guitar with the muscles on his back:
Latriff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 4:47 pm
by sara farr
watliff -- if you have a speech impediment
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 4:54 pm
by erin
if he had full body tattoos- Tatliff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 5:09 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
vine311 wrote:If his face were elongated and he grew whiskers...Ratlipp
I actually call him Ratlipps quite frequently.
During his cameo in Clueless: AsIf
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 5:36 pm
by Lindsey
If he were a bitchy girl: twatliff
If he was morbidly obese: fatliff
If he could eat no fat and was in a nursery rhyme: Spratliff
If he he was king of new age jazz: scatliff
Or perhaps he's a large tablet that defies explanation: Monoliff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 6:48 pm
by Adeny
If he suddenly became a feline: Catliff
If he was the spokesman of a fast food joint and wore a pointy hat: Jackliff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 7:17 pm
by Lindsey
Which liff?
thatliff
Posted: May 18th, 2009, 8:56 pm
by mpbrockman
acrouch wrote:mcnichol wrote:when he drops piano and masters the guitar:
Stratliff
When he learns to play that guitar with the muscles on his back:
Latriff
IMHO - Andy wins. Too clever by halfliff.
Oh yeah, I guess that would be John as a hobbit.
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 7:43 pm
by jennycarlson
If he were Klingon: Rat'leph.