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Posted: February 26th, 2009, 1:24 am
by Maggie Maye
Because he heard they were giving it away for free over there.
Why did Gary Coleman switch to Verizon?
Posted: February 26th, 2009, 11:03 am
by Brian Boyko
Thought that "weekend minutes" were one night stands with little people.
There are 180 ways to kill a man. The most painful is...
Posted: February 26th, 2009, 11:34 am
by arthursimone
Birth.
Why did Sarah Palin go into a Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
Posted: February 26th, 2009, 4:18 pm
by Lants
Because she's a dumb cunt... that needed towels.
What did the priest say to Mickey Rourke?
Posted: February 26th, 2009, 4:24 pm
by vine311
I loved you in "Sin City".
What do Bea Arthur, Michael Jackson and a pogo-stick have in common?
Posted: February 26th, 2009, 5:12 pm
by EmilyBee
They all look fabulous encrusted in cubic zirconias.
Who do you call when your toilet's exploding, the cat is barfing, and your wireless router just won't work?
Posted: February 26th, 2009, 9:49 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
Obama, baby.
What time is it in Russia?
Posted: February 26th, 2009, 10:38 pm
by valetoile
Tool Time!
What's a blind man's favorite color?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 1:41 am
by arthursimone
He has no favorite color, he got hit by a car and is dead.
Who shot JFK?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 8:08 am
by valetoile
JFK. It was all a camera trick.
What did the mouse say to the grape?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 9:58 am
by EmilyBee
Let's go sunbathing. I have this great oatmeal cookie I'd like you to meet...
What did the pope say to the matador?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 11:05 am
by Lindsey
I'd forgive you, but you're full of bull.
One egg says to another-
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 11:46 am
by Belinda
Care to beat off together and make nog?
What would happen if you mixed a brown paper bag, duct tape and a issue of Disney Today?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 11:59 am
by Lants
Sperm bank would get an early deposit
Why did Jerry Seinfeld get so mad at the usher?
Posted: February 27th, 2009, 1:18 pm
by Curtis + computer
Because the cinema had stopped showing Bee Movie more than a year ago.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Archibald.
Archibald who?