Austin Improv

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 10:30 pm**

She makes my motor run, how she do it?
Party of Five? Try party of six!

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 10:35 pm**

I want J-love on my dick like it was lik-em-stix.

yeah dip it in powder til it's nice 'n' fruity

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 10:50 pm**

Lyin' in rose petals like American Beauty.

Hittin' on the books like a great big nerd.

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 12:31 am**

I've got heartburn so bad it's now called GERD

That girl so hot, girl so fine

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 12:35 am**

Gonna buff and wax that ass till it shine.

Sweat drippin' and splashin' on the wall.

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 12:42 am**

Saving motherfuckers like I was Troy Percival.
On the finest china, is where I'm gonna eat.

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 1:04 am**

But first i gotsta soften my meat

By poundin away with a wooden mallet

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 2:46 am**

Gotta make something new to expand my palate

Eatin and drinkin like there's no tomorrow

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 8:15 am**

getting real phat with my deep fried aura

stand back and admire the king of the world

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 9:26 am**

My shit's so fly, your toe just curled.

Grab yourself a hammer and straighten it out.

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 9:50 am**

Your mama so fat... well, actually, she stout.

I fell on the ground after tripping on a midget.

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 10:06 am**

I bumped into a nun, she went flying like Gidget

Then she was like, "Dark matter's nonbaryonic."

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 11:05 am**

That's just as foreign as spaghetti from Sonic.

That shit will fuck you up and clog your arteries.

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 11:21 am**

Retirement home's got a bunch of old farteries

Yo I'm diggin' all the hardcore creamed corn-

Posted: **February 23rd, 2009, 12:39 pm**

planet cum island is my improvised porn.

See ratliff's sex thread if you don't get this reference

You Can't Freestyle!