Austin Improv

Evilpandabear wrote:

Jill Morris wrote:

Wesley wrote:I generally do keep two coins in my pocket for Charon in case I "die" on stage.

NERD.

BITCH.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Why the fuck are you talking to her like that?

Whoa, are we still kidding? Can we put smileys after things we don't mean and frownies after things we do?

I don't know.

Fuck all of you, you retarded sons of bitches.

Improv's going to be dead in two years anyways, why are you wasting your pathetic time on a dying art that is pointless!

The moving pictures is where it's at, the moving pictures kid! :D

Who the fuck do you think you are, Crouch?

I engaged in un-wed intercourse with your primary maternal figure.

I, too, would like to know who the fuck Jill thinks she is.

For those of you who are confused I invented a new warm-up yesterday called "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!" at a Hoover's Blanket rehearsal. All you do is ask one another "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!" until you're ready to start rehearsing. I'm glad to see it's caught on.

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!

And poke a finger in their chest or give them a light shove.

Needless to say, the game is fun, but is susceptible to breaking down quickly. It leads nicely into "Ass Tag," though.

I decided to modify the game by "orbiting" around Wes while yelling,
"What the fuck do you think I'm doing?!"

kaci_beeler wrote:I decided to modify the game by "orbiting" around Wes while yelling,
"What the fuck do you think I'm doing?!"

This is way funnier than my game. But, it does involve less shoving.