Pets and Human Grade Wheat/Corn/Soy Gluten

Jules · Post by **Jules** » May 1st, 2007, 6:21 pm

So glad to know I am a rebellious, heretical, prostitute-like, pink wage slave, witch woman that would deny god, the birth controller the chance to open me up so he can use my husband to ferment me 10 or 12 times.
I've had my two potential liberals and that's all I'm doing. Time to go pop an Ortho Novum and have non-reproductive sex! At work!
Its really hard to take them seriously. But I think we probably should.

nadine · Post by **nadine** » May 1st, 2007, 6:47 pm

eat organic, drink green tea, visit the daily juice...

and wear sunscreen.

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » May 1st, 2007, 7:30 pm

Those people really want a war. They really do. They invent things to fight against and then raise their own little military and then make up bullshit religious excuses as to why their kids can't fight in the US military. And then they use taxpayer-funded services to maintain a crapload of kids they can't afford.

Julie, command thy husband to fill you with more liberal seed and create an army of queerball art weirdos!

Jules · Post by **Jules** » May 1st, 2007, 7:41 pm

Can't I just adopt you guys?

kristin · Post by **kristin** » May 1st, 2007, 8:04 pm

you can adopt me, I think that qualifies me for a greencard

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » May 2nd, 2007, 1:52 am

Mo Daviau wrote: an army of queerball art weirdos!

Good luck getting that group organized.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » May 2nd, 2007, 3:55 am

This just in! In a story related to our original topic, the FDA has just created a "food safety czar" position to be filled by FDA official David Acheson. Presumably he will be every bit as effective as our "drug czars" have been. Send him a congratulatory chicken finger.

Jules · Post by **Jules** » May 2nd, 2007, 9:20 am

Three. Million. Chickens.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/5/2/95038/58184

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » May 2nd, 2007, 9:27 am

So, to review:

I can't eat chicken because it's contaminated.
I couldn't eat beef because some cows at some cow brains. This might still be happening so I should be careful.
I can't eat fish because if I eat farm-raised salmon, I'll ingest too much mercury.
I can't eat spinach because it's contaminated.
I can't even eat dog and cat food, my longtime stand-by.

Well, at least I can relax and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Oh...right.

There's only one solution. Cannibalism. You bitches are my lunch.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » May 2nd, 2007, 10:36 am

kbadr wrote:There's only one solution. Cannibalism. You bitches are my lunch.

But what about chocolate? Or grass?

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » May 2nd, 2007, 10:50 am

kbadr wrote:There's only one solution. Cannibalism. You bitches are my lunch.

After all the shit we've eaten?