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Post by shksprtx »

kaci_beeler wrote:
shksprtx wrote:For the win:

"Remember that summer a few years back? You know, that summer when all that stuff happened? Yeah, I still kind of remember that..."

Also wins for longest title...
It's been done!
Curses!!! Foiled again!!!

How about:

"Highlander 5: There Should Be Only One!"
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Post by DollarBill »

Ok this is really super ridiculous, but what about:
Weekend at Bernie's 2!!!!
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Post by acrouch »

DollarBill wrote:Ok this is really super ridiculous, but what about:
Weekend at Bernie's 2!!!!
But he's already dead and I think he was buried at the end of the original. Get real, Bill. And it's not like Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Hasbeen could carry him around the whole movie again, so you'd have to come up with some clever device to move him around, like voodoo or something. And that would be the stupidest thing ever.
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Post by bradisntclever »

I'm all for a sequel to Deathrace 2000. That would be epic. I'd also settle for a sequel to Over the Top.

Post by vine311 »

Howard the Duck 2: Duck Soup
Point Break 2: Point Broken
Harry and the Hendersons 2: Harry Goes Nutzoid
The Toxic Avenger part 82: Toxie for Pres!
Raising Arizona 2: From the Depths of the Pacific
Stand by Me 2: I mean it, or no ice cream!
Tron 7.0: Holograms Bitches!
Serenity 2: Now with more Kaylee!
El Mariachi 2.0: Now with Yodas and shit!
Sin City 2: Dawn of the Mormons
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Post by TexasImprovMassacre »

Maximum Overdrive 2099

Dead Alive II: deader aliver

The Alamo 2 (about the mexican zombies fighting the texan zombies)

Disney's First Kid II: College, Condoms, Cocaine
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Post by troy »

I am involved in shooting a trailer for this competition, and we could use some help in the form of props - IF you have any of these things and be willing to loan them for a day, I'd be eternally grateful -

I will come and pick things up and personally return them, OR you could bring them to the Hideout this weekend if you're coming for a show - there'll be a box or something in the green room CLEARLY MARKED to put stuff in, and I will drop by both Friday and Saturday night to claim things - just put your name on it.

Anyway, our needs are thus:

Knives of any kind, in particular...
Chef's knives
Cleavers
Steak knifes
Butterfly knife

Throwing stars
Axe
Chainsaw
Power Drill
Power Saw
Power Saw Blades
Machete
Shiskabob Skewers
Fondue forks

An military officer's uniform (or something similar)
A beret
Military medals
A hockey mask (a la Jason)

I need this stuff no later than MONDAY NIGHT. Thanks so much for your help -

Troy
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Brian's Coda

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Post by improvstitute »

So we had our first night of shooting last night and it was a blast. Thanks to Troy for a really organized and fun shoot. I think Apollo 13 part II: Apollo the 13th might actually get made into a real movie...although unnecessary. The trailer is going to be that good!!! j/k

Here is a link to our poster:

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id ... 701&size=o

OR

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7997754@N08/500083701/

Feel free to leave a comment on the Flickr site (and here for that matter). More importantly, try to attend the screening of our trailer on May 22. It should be a lot of fun.
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I love the AIC sink on the chainsaw!
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Post by andrea »

that looks so friggin sweet!!!

do you think we can get freddy kruger to be a musician for ggg?
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Post by kbadr »

He only plays the washboard, but I bet he'd do it.

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