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Why aren't girls funny?

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Post by TexasImprovMassacre »

York99 wrote:Many girls are funny. Fact.

Margaret Cho is not one of them. Fact.

The facts don't lie, people.
done and done

Post by shando »

Cho and Hannity, sitting in a tree...
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Post by York99 »

Hannity in a tree with a minority?

Nice try.
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Post by DollarBill »

wiener. dangly-wiener. hangy-downy wiener.
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The real, frightening threat of zipper injury.
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Post by smerlin »

A more important question:

Why are there so many men in prison? (And so few women?)

And when are we gonna let all those hilarious guys out!! They are so funny!
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Post by Mike »

smerlin wrote:A more important question:

Why are there so many men in prison? (And so few women?)
Men go to prison to escape their wives and girlfriends. When the prisons fill up we shall then head towards the mental institutions.
There's a reason for the triple stockade fences, sniper towers, and the razor ribbon: They keep the women out.

Post by TexasImprovMassacre »

i h8 women
and their va-jay-jays
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Post by HerrHerr »

Women are funnier than men.

Period.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
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Post by kbadr »

HerrHerr wrote:Period.
No discussion about gender issues is complete with a reference to it.

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You're only killing yourself to live

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