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Posted: November 28th, 2006, 9:25 am
by kbadr
Jules wrote:Middle School SUCKED ASS. I hated those fucking bitches too. Middle school was nothing but feeling like a sad parsnip floating in a pot of fear soup.
kaci_beeler wrote:
FUCK THOSE STUPID FUCKING BITCHES! I used to be a lot less cynical and a have a lot more self esteem before I went through those three years of hell.
Middle school was a big pile of crap for anyone who had half a brain. It's the source of much of everyone's self-doubt.
And it'll also be the source of a lot of fucked up morals and lessons if I ever have children.
Posted: November 28th, 2006, 12:18 pm
by DollarBill
Bill Stern.
Any time people are taking turns doing things and it comes around to me...
"It's Bill's Turn".
"Are you related to Howard?"
Billdo, Bill Sperm, and Bill Clinton ('92-'00).
Posted: November 28th, 2006, 12:21 pm
by kbadr
DollarBill wrote:Any time people are taking turns doing things and it comes around to me...
"It's Bill's Turn".
That's surprisingly clever...
DollarBill wrote:
Billdo, Bill Sperm, and Bill Clinton ('92-'00).
I retract my previous statement.
Posted: November 28th, 2006, 4:06 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
should i feel more guilty or ashamed for laughing out loud at Bill Sperm?
Posted: November 28th, 2006, 7:05 pm
by shksprtx
The Trump Card:
"Hangin' with Mr. Cooper."
Boy, that one NEVER gets old...at ALL...
Although I suppose it might be funnier if I were a tall, black, Sinbad-ripoff comic...
Posted: November 29th, 2006, 12:31 pm
by York99
People still think they are the first to ever think of calling me Justin Dork.
I don't remember using peoples' names to make fun of them as being a big thing. We were more cruel.
Ex: Hey Chris, did your dad sober up enough to give you that black eye or did your sister get home early from the Asian business man's hotel suite.
Kids will be kids!
Posted: November 29th, 2006, 3:30 pm
by TexasImprovMassacre
at least kids are phonetically pleasing
Posted: November 29th, 2006, 4:55 pm
by HerrHerr
Alien because my last name is a pencil erase from that.
Crisco. "Hey, where did Chris go?"
Posted: November 29th, 2006, 8:04 pm
by Matt
My last name is Pollock, I'm half Polish. Bonus points (and possibly a gift of Polish sausage - store bought you dirty bastard- as well) to anybody that tells me a Pole-ock joke that I haven't heard yet
Posted: November 29th, 2006, 11:09 pm
by beardedlamb
what do you call a polak who works in computers?
Posted: November 29th, 2006, 11:25 pm
by arthursimone
Matt wrote:My last name is Pollock, I'm half Polish. Bonus points (and possibly a gift of Polish sausage - store bought you dirty bastard- as well) to anybody that tells me a Pole-ock joke that I haven't heard yet
I don't have a joke, but I had a friend in college whose last name was also Pollock, but came with a story: (She also came with a tongue in her ear... zing!)
the story:
her great grandparents landed at ellis island and told the bureaucrat their names and last name and he looked up and was annoyed that they were polish and put Pollock on their papers, and so that became their last name. similar for you?
Posted: November 29th, 2006, 11:31 pm
by Roy Janik
Matt wrote:My last name is Pollock, I'm half Polish. Bonus points (and possibly a gift of Polish sausage - store bought you dirty bastard- as well) to anybody that tells me a Pole-ock joke that I haven't heard yet
What do you call a pimple on a Pollack's ass?
A brain tumor.
Posted: November 30th, 2006, 12:21 am
by beardedlamb
beardedlamb wrote:what do you call a polak who works in computers?
a miracle.
Posted: December 1st, 2006, 7:06 pm
by valetoile
valderi, valdera, with a knapsack on my back
val-gal
valerie calorie
venereal warts
Posted: December 1st, 2006, 8:46 pm
by AustinsIrishPirate
Montanna has turned into: Florida, Conneticut, MooMoo, Banana (which resulted in monkey), Virginia, Alabama, and now everyone at work calls me Bama.